I declared stuff because I wasn’t 100% sure about some shoes I got my sister that had some shells on them, I then needed to take the red pill not the green pill when i arrived at customs in Perth.. No big deal! That’s what i thought anyway.. Next thing I know some guy comes up to me with a weird looking vacume cleaner thing and tells me I’ve been randomly picked for an explosive chemical test.. I’m like.. meh what ever.... I mean who am I to complain about anything at 3:25am on a Thursday morning after a shocking flight with 3 mixed drinks and two beers ( think Where the Buffalo roam and the flight scene ) anyway he used his sniffing machine and came up with nothing so I was set free to join the now huge line of about 50 people with stuff they needed to declare.. Got to the front of the line and the guy takes my green declaration card and says in a brute voice.. what you got mate? I turn to face him as if I’ve just been spoken to by the devil and tell him its some shoes that have shells on them and I wasn’t sure if I needed to declare them or not. he laughs and points towards the exit sign.. see ya later he says.. doesn’t even open my suit case to have a look at them.
Ahh... Was so much fun.
Holiday was awesome.. Went Para sailing, jet skiing and much more! Love the place the people and the beer.