Cool... so you still haven't owned one yourself?
I'm sure you're full aware then, because you maintain 30 macs, that they do have a right click, and just because you cannot physically see the distinction of the buttons on the mouse, they still can right click and have been for years.
I don't know how they go in networking etc as I don't do that.
But as my own home/work computer it's exceptional.
I'm not here to start one of them Mac vs. PC arguments, but from my personal experience the Mac is far greater machine for MY needs.
It's just funny the statements people make about people buying Macs, such as the one in your sig.
As I said each to their own, if other machines work best for you then you would be stupid to go something else.