I nominate myself for the position of "Tacktical Visual Detterants" As I am an expert in creating reactions of "MY GOD! What has he done to that SKYLINE!?!?" and the such.
I have had years apon years of specialist "Rice" training and am as so bold to pronounce myself as holder of the title "More than 50% covering of stickers on Car", and with more fanciful stickers planned, taking my horsepower to well over 500rwhp thanks to stickers, I am the perfect solution for destracting our foes ever present intruding and violating eye's from realising what is actually happeneing by chucking skids in totally inapropriate situations. (see Noosa carpark for details)
I will fill out all associated forms in quadruplete for approval of the approval of useless council positions, then wait 6 weeks to find out on page 3, section 4, paragraph 7, question 3b that I did not cross a t, which is in fact an i being misread, henceforth I with lodge a "I hate red tape." form which will be summarily lost in the oblivious mass of thronging paperwork already exploding enmasse from our ever expanding filing system.