You havnt seen a pic of me have you they usually run screaming in horror usually something along the lines of, "My EYS ARE BURNING, I WILL BE SCARRED FOR LIFE!!"
Plus I have a girlfreind, she is my car, and yes I have slept with her, well inside of her, which i guess counts Although I coulnt find any of those full body condoms so it was unpretected! :rofll: