I cant believe I got Dad, I would've guessed Ex-Nazi demented half cousins uncle, once removed on the bad side of the family
And back in my day we had to wear on onion on our belt, which was the style at the time, but because of the war the had to be brown onions, we called them jiggers. Two pops fopr a jigger we used to say...........
DONT MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE KIDDIES! We all know I am not afriad of using my belt!