Looks like alternator called it a day. Battery so flat couldn't even use hazards haha.
A nice tradie helped me push it out of the way after awhile though. I was in work uniform which is too obvious, very embarrassing. XD.
Mate happened to drive by, so we tried but couldn't jump start in the end… luckily close to home so my dad came down, and we chucked his battery in so I could get my car home lol. Then back to put it back . Had to mangle the ends to make it fit the terminals of dad's battery too.
Yay lyf. Oh well at least fix shouldn't be any dramas.