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  1. 'Neo', or 'ESPN' - they were big in the US a few years back
  2. Haha Uneek... never... I leave that to my bf to actually do, then I partake in the entertainment!! *crimefree*
  3. Hhehe Peta, madagascar is supposed to be below par. I've been hanging out for it for ages and all I've heard are crummy reports. Sounds like one to download/rent, not spend $15 on seeing.
  4. It was monty python, wangchungs. Team America is way overrated.
  5. Eric The Half A Bee -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Intro: Take it away Eric the Orchestra Leader Orchestra Leader: A-one, two, a-one two three four (Piano - introductory flourish) Lead Singer: (speaks to piano accompainment) Half a bee, philosophically, must eo ipso facto half not be But half a bee has got to be, vis a vis its entity - D'you see? But can a bee be said to be Or not to be an entire bee, When half the bee is not a bee Due to some ancient injury - Singing! ... All Sing: La, di di, one two three Eric the Half a Bee A B C D E F G Eric the Half a Bee Lead Singer: Is This wretched demi-bee, Half asleep upon my knee, Some freak from a menagerie? All Shout: No! It's Eric the Half a Bee. All Sing: Fiddle di dum, Fiddle di dee, Eric the Half a Bee Ho ho ho, tee hee hee, Eric the Half a Bee Lead Singer: I love this hive epmploy-ee-ee Bisected accidentially, One Summer afternoon by me, I love him carnally. All Sing: He loves him carnally... Lead Singer: Semi-carnally. (Speaks) The End. Voice: Cyril Connolly? Lead Singer: No, semi-carnally. Voice: Oh. All sing: (quietly) Cyril Connolly (Ends with elaborate whistle)
  6. Just a quick question, but are the Signature Range Wheat Biscuits ($1.59 ) the ones with chocolate on the top or plain? Thankyou in advance.
  7. Lozzle

    G'day.

    It's not low enough..... -Lozzle
  8. Cripes. That's a rant and a half. Mmmmm. Cadburys.
  9. Hello Con the Fruiterer! Catch U Next Tuesday!!
  10. So close to the colour/s I'd like my car to morph into...
  11. I knew there was no elevator, I wz just messing. How cool would an elevator be tho? A GLASS ONE. SEE-THROUGH-LIKE!
  12. There's an elevator at Heat now? Or was Kym playing at being a helium balloon? :headspin:
  13. Bummer on the sound front Heat's usually packing the goods. Anyone else noticed shops like "Live" are playing DnB now instead of the usual commercial crud... They're gonna mainstream and ruin it! Who is with me to bring down store speakers all over Oz? -Lzzle
  14. TJ beat me to it. -Lozzle
  15. Bunk around in it, get road experience, save, then buy a 32? -Lozzle
  16. It's a tentative thought with it being early in the season... but the way WCE are playing in general (not just coz they've won 7/7) I reckon they're in with a half decent chance @ the Premiership for 05! -Lozzle
  17. ohhh-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 'Appii beedai.
  18. Quagmire: I ain't never done a Spainish chick before!!.... Heh, heh... O-laaayyyyy
  19. Stefe, answer my previous question and I'll tell you. She's going to England in a few weeks for months and months soon so there's no hope anyway -Lozzle
  20. LOL!!!! I get sent bulk email today, whoever receives the RISE.NET.AU e-newsletter (I don't), will see me and my mate Gemma in a photo down the bottom!!! We're famous!! Rising Stars! -Lozzle
  21. Stefe, who was it a picture of you sent me at 3am Sunday morning, from Battle for Supremacy? It didn't wake us btw haha, saw it the next day -Looooooooooooooooooooooozzle
  22. Well.... if we're gonna talk about dodgey stuff, read on... Last Friday I went to Rise with my mate to celebrate her handing in her thesis. Hooray! Man, Rise is so a$$. Boo! Anyway, we met up with a bunch of others and were having a ball, dancing about and enjoying the lights as you do. My UV hair was glowing a brilliant blue and there was a guy dressed in a fullhouse tiger costume. Everything was peachy. Until I looked left. I'm not like Derek Zoolander. I AM an ambiturner. I CAN look left. But I wish I never had. I now have an image so wrong burnt into my retina I think I've been scarred for life. There was a guy standing about 3 meters away. In socks. Bright white socks and nothing else. And he was having a GRAND OLD TIME with his hands, if you get my meaning. Some guy ran up to him and slapped him but the Naked Man just sorta turned away in a bit of a daze until the bouncers threw him out. Apparently he'd stripped off in the loos coz a friend saw a pile of clothes lying there. *gag* -Lozzle
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