Charly

I see. now all i need to do is take a measly 9 seconds off my quarter mile time as we all remember the time I did the fast and the furious style bus jump with all the sparks showering off my exhaust when I landed.

nah we looked into that, the cost of all the additional phone lines was cost prohibitive.

good morning whores.

you better.

cold. That really hurts my feelings josh.

speak for yourself will.

yeah they're playing some of the lamest techno I've heard in quite some time.

there are no chicks here. None at all. I'm here for the aircon. that and if I stay at home I'll have to do work work.

I come for the chicks and I stay for the ambient music.

wrong. I'm at an intraweb cafe'. I heard you were moving. What's the go with that?

ahhh the mensa folk may lack social skills, but what they lack in social skills they more than make up for with their scorn for everything. rofl.

I envy all of the blue rice sparkles in your car. Sorry I haven't been paying attention but have you cracked 13's yet?

I feel it is my duty to tell the owner of the aforementioned line that he is dreaming. and that he is a ricer because of the newly installed sparkles. (that may or may not actually improve the performance of his car) An safc is rice right?

I think the Australian motto you're after is the exact reverse of the video easy one. Work easy, relax hard.

that's him alright. I should really get on there and flame his ass. I saw him driving that car off the clock on public roads at seven oclock at night. :clap: He's a moron.

happy new years everyone. in honour of the new year I thought I'd share some of the happy memories from the last year. Rocky beef is Man beef. Schenannigens ver 1.0 The tom green saga showdown 2004 predator in the carpark after showdown 2004 "lets go to mag drive. It'll be awesome" Blitz stencil and spraypaint Thursday nights dodgy mechanic days "The piggies have gone bush" Sam making everyone think she was the cops. Changing the sign to seccond hand nun pron collection day on the school sign. mindflux When everyone still whored in the whoretown The island hopper skid pan days I'm sure I'll think of some more later. Thanks everyone for an awesome year.

Wow internet access at the pub strutto? Your pub is lame.

Leave this kid alone. C'mon who here can honestly say that they don't miss Mines Datsun just a little bit? No one. This place is just gagging for a replacment. Go on kid, buy a r33gtr if you can get your dad to buy it for you. Skylines Australia NEEDS you.

I didn't even realise you were there until I started wondering why I wasn't pulling away from the car two lanes over. I really have to talk to you in person next time we're both out. For some reasom I always seem to miss talking to you. Have a merry christmas. Catch you in the new year.

Ok I've fixed up your post for you.

Hey chris, Why is santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.

And you came to whore with us. *whimper* I'm just so hapy right now. this is the christmas I always dreamed of.

Christmas is a time for giving chris.

Bitch, you are the boss of where you work. Let them go home early.

no fair.