Don't you watch ACA? The cops did a crackdwon and my little asian grandmother was on national television saying "me no speake de english" ah she cracks me up. so now it's drugs that we're dealing. Involuntary loss of bladder control is a side effect so really you're getting a two for one deal.
I'd also recconend fixing up that bowl cut you have so you don't look AND smell like you're retarded. But then you'd probably have to stop using the disabled parks.