Try this as soon as possible, before Google gets wise:
1) Go to www.google.com
2) Type in (but don't hit enter): "weapons of mass destruction". (Without the quotes,)
3) Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button, instead of the normal "Google search" button.
4) READ what appears to be a normal ERROR message. Make sure you read the whole error message.
Someone at Google apparently has a sense of humour
also type in this
"miserable failure"