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Sale fell through,

lol @ guy buying an auto!!!

Was a cheap auto though, I'd have bought it too.

Dave would have low balled way harder however :D

<3

Wow that sucks

Morning dudes and dudettes

Manging mang

Sale fell through,

lol @ guy buying an auto!!!

Was a cheap auto though, I'd have bought it too.

Dave would have low balled way harder however :D

<3

Does that mean you want to touch my pu$$y pipe now?

Where were u last night anywayz?

Lol, hope you're packing man.... I wanted to actually come tonight. I went over to pick my car up, assuming the front bar and some other things will be fixed and its fkn worse than before.... Fkn repairers....

Nah the indigenous community and I are tight. Sucks about the car mang.

i was, just got home bish!

lol at colin catching the train home

what a champ!

Dedication biznitch. Although I don't think I'll be doing it again before uni starts. That shit was painful.

Next time maybe you'll pay your cabfare mf\

lol. Cheers for the lift to indro.

Sale fell through,

lol @ guy buying an auto!!!

Was a cheap auto though, I'd have bought it too.

Dave would have low balled way harder however :D

<3

Did you tell him automatic skylines are the leading cause of testicle cancer in australia?

lol, canteen wouldn't accept my 10c coin as its 'not australian'. turns out to be some arab coin. Whats the odds its worth about a million AUD?

http://www.joelscoins.com/mideast.htm

Does that mean you want to touch my pu$$y pipe now?

Where were u last night anywayz?

Turns out my meow is already gutted.. Explains the flames with the stock ECU I guess.

I was still at work until about 8pm, signing a contract. You know, earning money lol :D

For Dan_B. John might appreciate it too. F*cking French...

JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when DeGaulle decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaulle said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible.

Rusk responded

"Does that include those who are buried here?"

DeGaulle did not respond.

You could have

heard a pin drop

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?'

A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly:

'Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people, they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities, they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck. So will it be OK with you if we send one carrier?'

You could have

heard a pin drop.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S. , English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?'

Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied,

'Maybe it's because the Brit's, Canadians, Aussie's, Kiwi's and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.'

You could have

heard a pin drop.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on.

"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically.

Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.

"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."

The American said,

'The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France !"

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained,

''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to."

You could have

heard a pin drop.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A little, but I don't have too sell it, I just want too sell it for something else.

Ahhh ok

You could buy something else . . . oooorrr jus pimp out your smart car ?

pimped_out_smart_car.jpg

lol, canteen wouldn't accept my 10c coin as its 'not australian'. turns out to be some arab coin. Whats the odds its worth about a million AUD?

No odds, sure thing that is.

Linky no worky :glare:

Turns out my meow is already gutted.. Explains the flames with the stock ECU I guess.

I was still at work until about 8pm, signing a contract. You know, earning money lol :D

p*ssweak excuse :)

lol, canteen wouldn't accept my 10c coin as its 'not australian'. turns out to be some arab coin. Whats the odds its worth about a million AUD?

.0000000000324% chance it is worth more than 10c au

A little, but I don't have too sell it, I just want too sell it for something else.

details :D

Turns out my meow is already gutted.. Explains the flames with the stock ECU I guess.

I was still at work until about 8pm, signing a contract. You know, earning money lol :)

A likely excuse.

Ahhh ok

You could buy something else . . . oooorrr jus pimp out your smart car ?

HAHHA, I saw that on an old 5th gear.

I don't own the smart car. I'm not that gay.

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