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Who's cruising going down/ up to Browns Plains tonight?

I was thinking about it.

Stolen from Boostloosing. Tis pretty good not sure how old it is.

He came roaring down the milky way cutting crazy skids

Twas time to get the pressies out to all those eager kids

this year the reindeer stayed at home with the chickens there to roost

For santa modified the sled with an RB on full boost

with a 6 speed box and 2 way diff and a roll cage welded in

and a four inch straight through zorst with a canon from the bin

there was a bucket seat a momo wheel and a raucious screamer pipe

Santa dropped it back a cog and roared on through the night

twas lightning quick in no time flat old santa's round were done

so with time to spare he headed down the goldy for some fun

He chopped a bogan at the lights then mashed an RX7

no doubt across the 1/4 mile this thing could run elevens

He was cruising slowly round the spit and ran in to the law

with no mod plates and a screamer pipe he was in deep shit for sure

Name address and license please came the rude request from plod

Well up yours copper my name's my own and my license comes from god

At that old santa dropped the clutch and drifted round the rails

In the blink of an eye he was m1 bound heading straight for new south wales

2 motor bikes and an umarked car were hotly in pursuit

Santa turned the e boost up and gave the beast full boost

With the tweed in sight it looked as if he'd got away from plod

But a woosh and a bang and a cloud of smoke the RB dropped a rod

The law caught up and with pistols drawn they threw him to the ground

The sled was loaded on a flat bed truck and was headed for impound

A sorry sight did santa make as he sat there in the cell

oh why oh why did he ever try this christmas sleigh from hell

They crushed the sleigh and locked him away there'll be no christmas soon

there'll be no pressies for the kids cos santa is hoon.

I was thinking about it.

Stolen from Boostloosing. Tis pretty good not sure how old it is.

that is Noels from 2008 he will be most displeased to find that some kent stole it without due credit :domokun:

there was also a sequel last year

that is Noels from 2008 he will be most displeased to find that some kent stole it without due credit :domokun:

there was also a sequel last year

Nice one Noel, gave me a laugh.

Anyone got said sequel?

I was thinking about it.

Stolen from Boostloosing. Tis pretty good not sure how old it is.

It's got a second part.

http://www.sauqld.com/ipb/index.php?showtopic=2623

Thanks dood.

Merry christmas puppers. Santa will be back next year. :thumbsup:

I wonder what santa is going to do this year

+1. Keen for Part 3 :)

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