a floater in the swan river...

[25GTT]

I thought you guys would have been listening to the news that night! Heard on the radio news. In all seriousness they found a man of Asian decent, now traces on 1st inspection of fowl play...... but are still investigating

Maybe guy had heart attack or something and fell in?

[Boostzor]

Or maybe he was on a jetty thinkin

"dam its hot.... i think i might have a swim" but half way between leaving the jetty and hitting the water he realised "hey wait a minute....... i cant swim!!!!!!!"

by this time of course it was too late. He would have survived but a hoon was driving his boat too fast and created waves that pushed him away from the jetty. His futile efforts to grab for the raling were thwarted by the moss on the steel and consequently he was draged to his death in the cold depths of the swan river.

As he is sinking his life flashes before his eyes and the last thought that he has before the last breath of life passes from his body is "dam why did i wear teh lead boots today"

Q: How do u stop an excel driver from drowning?

A: take ure foot off his head:lol: