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Pffft that sounds like health and safety propaganda!!! Fill it up good sir

good, and damn keen for the chilli night!!!

In the eyes of a woman, only your spilt blood will count for anything

Adrian I think you mean "typical male"

Can I use a hot-air balloon sized one?

send him a summons

Andrew been making you lunch?

Innapropriate chilli....no such thing good sir! Your resignation will be gladly accepted, provided no more ill talk of scones is observed. I see you took a picture of the triplet brains trust, who develop a few of our more challenging bylaws...they're councillor Erins brothers. A bit less style in the specs department.

Stuff rules!

Is this the section that is in front of the rear wheels? Got any pics?

Whoops just read it's got a bar, OK I'll bring JD spending money ad get the gf/taxi to pick me up:)

Is it BYO....can I stroll in with a carton of JD?

Probably Blade...hacking the system to kill the council!

Hahaha I'll wear it for about 1 second, but that's it!

What is SONGOP meant to be anyway? Is it some sort of dodgy version of SOCOG? Either way I think the IRS will soon have them paying through the nose for their blatant attempt to discredit such a fine and powerful council such as ours. Chilli and Lettuce for all!!!!

Haha you better, cause I don't want to look like a tool asking for that table when you really booked it under SAU or something

How about 7:00...any time is fine by me really

As indicated by councillor Hottie, our existence has spread to the darkest corners of the shire. The shear indignity of being called evil though, this has greatly upset me and I'm sure the rest of the council feel greatly distressed as though we have started a decent into hell. I'm sure that the members of SONGOP MJ&L Corp and McKeon & Associates do realise that their success is based solely on the local council and said bylaws...so in order to stem this bizzare uprising, I declare arkane bylaws to prevail! 1. Opposition to the council may exist, providing the opposer will relinquish all ownership over their soul and scones. 2. Oposition to scones and other bread-based products or bakery items will result in a temporary lift of the phallic vegetable act, purely for retribution and administration of vegetable related punishment, ie carrot enema.

IN!!!!!!! Maybe this could be the first *real* council meeting hahaha

Morning tea is provided, please let the other councillors know..particularly the fat ones...and most importantly councillor hottie!.

Aye, provided the random vote is instigated by a highly predicted vote, thus making it's randomness even moreso.

I like pies

Calling all council members! I see after the adjournment of the meeting last night, the remaining few were contacted by the identity thief. I agree war is the only option, but not via biological means...but via the gift of chilli timtams that our founder Sir Arnott has been stockpiling. May Blade be smitten by their heat!

Erin used council speak describing her day! Well done Erin, but you really should have passed a motion to ignore Lens bullshit.

I second said package