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Good Sir, We at the SAU borough of Harrow are appaled that you have taken the image of our mentor and placed it as your own. Unless you are indeed a long lost twin, I must register my displeasure at this identity theft. Your actions are appaling, distressing, cheerless and in bad taste Councillor Dan

A suitable thread I feel....but lunch must come first http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/sh...ead.php?t=63338

Ahhh so the vanes have become entagled in a bitter union dispute and have elected to strike. Are they carbon vanes? As I have also encountered these lazy uneducated souls and been most dipleased with there efforts of past. Councillor hottie, I agree we should stomp on these identity theves, possibly by numerous assaults wherever they post

Sounds like the councillor has a leak in the system more than anything, possibly councillor smooth could donate some of his freon stockpile he had next to that elaborate equipment in his office?

I disagree...even though great deals of cash were spent, they were mearly petty upgrades, therfore the cash must still be there. Unless the missing money has been allocated to the honourable Smooth for this equipment I found in his office-

Due to the lack of A/C in the council vehilce, I believe you are fully entitled to make use of the petty cash to buy icy poles

In response to the questions put forward by the honourable Gordo: These other sacks are of the Black variety, large and not unlike a garbage bag Not wads as such, but tightly rolled bills, as to appear innocuous The next flight will be pending the arrest of the wangateel

Aye! I'd also like to thank councillor hottie for the excellent effort put towards the reduction of administration costs, you truly are an angel walking among the people.

has the "white, air conditioned, turbo-charged council vehicle" become a "white, non-air conditioned, turbo-charged council vehicle"?

I have returned from a union gathering where the application of "sacks with door-knobs" was addressed, such reciprocity was gladly welcomed. However they feel the sack must firsly be inducted into said union, and therefore be financial at the transitional year, before laying claim to any overtime generated by repressing wangateels.

I put it to the honourable member of Smooth that he has heard of such feltching from Matt Tapper?

haha may the honourable Gordon, please refrain from such gestures before "woman against everything" pickett out the front of the council chambers

I move we change the name of 'Whoretown' to 'Whoretown – Home of Harrow Council'

I'll swap a Quota badge

You may be excused provided on return you bring some vindaloo that Chris 'hottie' prepared for us last night.

The Greengrocer Brotherhood is more than welcome to back the adjoining by-laws, as they were steadfast in there acknowledgement of the phalli eradication program. I may also implore the help of the trade union, as they owe me their support after I allocated a length of red pinstripe to the main Toyota forklift that does address the factory floor. (actually true, I got to it yesterday arvo..GT style) Councilor hottie, what further punitive action do you feel the unions could handle?

Fellow councilors, I have hasty yet sickening news. While enacting the procurement of a beverage, in correlation with the new scone by-law. A neo-named wangateel did obscond with the scones. Last seen in the vascinity of the council chambers

Just got this e-mail....are 101 getting into the council speak too?

I move to have the afformentioned obscenely named animal changed to "wangateel" as to preserve the good character of our hottest female member

And organise the scones and Jam

Furthermore to the issue of scones and Jam, how will this effect the public works commencement and deliberation, year to date? The coming fiscal year must however protrude to ecompass the guilded cloud of dependant youth. I call upon the ombudsman for child greengrocer services to resolve this issue!

we need a by-law to prevent the suns rays reaching us...maybe some sort of thoroughfare reallocation act?

C'mon Shan, don't be like that...you know you want to chair the meetings

Excellent draft notion, I second the chocolate cake...pending the arrival of scones and Jam

No just hanging around SAU does it haha