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Ahh, seemed like a pretty solid drunken ramble. Never mind. Same. Everyone has just f*cked off to the xmas party bar contractors. We were originally invited, but then they changed their mind and decided we couldn't go. f*ckers. I'm going to do my min hours and then f*ck off (i.e. 12:30).

Andy are you drunk?

Was just sent to me at work. I found it midly amusing. TFIF. Thinking I will f*ck off around 12:30 today

A lady walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant said "Can I help you?" "Yes" she said, "I'd like to report a case of sexual assault". "Where did it happen?" the Sergeant asked. "In the park just down the road" she replied. "Can you describe what happened?" "Yes, I was walking along the footpath in the park near the trees when a man jumped out of the bushes and dragged me in there, and then sexually assaulted me". "Could you give me a description of him?" "Yes, he was wearing white shoes, long white trousers, a white shirt and he had these two big long pads from his feet up to and over his knees, one on each leg". "Sounds to me like he was a cricketer, most probably a batsman", said the Sergeant. "Yes", said the lady, "He was an Aussie Cricketer". "That's very observant", said the Sergeant, "You worked that out from his accent?" "No", she replied, "he wasn't in for very long".

Just upgraded my hax pc to ie8 so I can use this site better. It still sucks though

Morning Mangs, Got attacked by one of those spiders with health bars last night. Lucky I don't have a handgun or I would have put a bullet in the thing. It was that big, Dan wouldn't even be able to miss it. I'm going to have to bring my own chair if we keep going there, but other than that it wasn't bad. I will miss Grace^2 and Morgan though. Also I would like to point out that the store is actually "Baskin Robbins Stones Corner": http://www.baskinrobbins.com.au/stores.php?state=qld I'm not saying that Stones Corner is a suburb, but there is no rule that says they have to name their store after a suburb either. LolWut? iPhail That's what she said.

Looks like it'll be BnR stones coner (slash greenslopes) tonight mangs.

Ok stones corner it is. WooT. Someone tell Joe and John. Hey, Tony! They let you out of Jail mang?

Well I'm not going to drive all that way (be it CH/Stones Corner/Greenslopes/whatever) on the strength of a couple of maybes. Anyone else going? IDGAF. As long as it seems to be a reasonably safe parking spot, I don't care. Others seem to though...

Me too. Wait, what? So seriously guys, is anyone going tonight, and where are we going?

So, has anyone organised where we are going tonight?

P.S. Signature Fixed @ Miso, you can click the little arrow do-hicky to go back to the original post

Negative. I find the prospect of driving round Lakeside at anything other than 'balls deep' thoroughly depressing . Might come out for a look-see though, depending on how early it is...

Morning Mangs, @Ravi: NFI.

+1 +1 I have officially declared it SEP (Somebody Else's Problem). If someone else organises somewhere else to go, I'll go there. If not, I'll go to BR CH.

That's fucked up. Cool bananas

I hear he has a fair decent range...

BTW, I'm not quite sure: Does this mean you would go to stones corner or you wouldn't?

RavBat *tips hat*

I see Geoff Lurking...

You know it

Remember he would have had Ooh-Ahh helping from the other end

He'd have had them all out by drinks most matches...

Wooho, they are finally getting scoresheets and individual stats etc online for indoor! Last night I got 17 (7 balls) and 1/12. Officially putting my hand up for Marcus North's spot .