Smity42

Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left. Yes I have. *Look*! It's just a flesh wound.

eki eki eki fa kang RRRRRROOOOO pong!

Not young enough to not know monty python Too right

There are some who call me... Tim.

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

Cowbell Thread needs moar

WANT! Anyone going to the ekka please get me a couple of bottles, will pay you cesh when I see you Toombul: here Morning mangs

58s next year Craig?

Just went to pick up a gearbox I bought off ebay. Guy gave me another one for free, so now I have 5. Who cares if they are made of glass?

Thristian Please play cricket tomorrow night? Pwetty pwetty pwease wif a cherry on top?

LOL, buy one box get one free epic win

I've not been pulled over since that f*ckwit who got me for 'faulty' high beams. You must have been pulled over on average once a week since then

awesome story. at least the plainclothes wasn't a f**ktard edit: you should have taken the uniform's badge number and made a complaint. general incompetance and assuming you're a hoon for driving an import. much lols could have ensued.

Isola typing an EPIC story...

stoopid new sunnies still haven't turned up on the bright side going to go pick up another alfa gearbox soon <3 the box

LOLZ. Thats why I took the terrorist with me to quickfit when trying to get my 215s swapped from 7s onto 8s and 9s. Quickfit dude: "Sup Dan. What you need?" Terrorist: "Can you swap these tyres onto these rims for me?" *Quickfit dude looks* Quickfit dude: "Sure, I'll put them on the 8s. No worries." Terrorist: "And the 9s as well" Quickfit dude: "Nope. No way." Terrorist: "Yep." *evil grin* Quickfit dude: "You're sure?" Terrorist: "Yep." *evil grin* Quickfit dude: "Really? Do I have to?" Terrorist: "Yep." *evil grin* Quickfit dude: "Oh alright. Go get me a carton of corona." Terrorist: "Deal." Have fun.

is it because of too much stretch?

Damnit, too slow, thread locked

Thread needs more Miso. Where were you yesterday big fella?

In your case substitute 'she' with 'he'

That's what she said

GIRL FIGHT!

cAndy and spAnna are coming for ice cream on Thursday. Are you going to show your ugly mug?