Smity42

Would rather stick my c*ck in a meat grinder

I loved mine too, until it broke . Can't wait to get it back. Or another one back. Whatever, sick of this stupid nokia! It suddenly stopped picking up signal one day - rendering it pretty much useless. Spent about 2 weeks dicking around trying to get it fixed in AU, because I didn't want to go through the hassle of sending it to the UK for warranty. NG, had to go to UK. Sent it to the UK, ~1 week to get there then spent ~2 weeks sitting in customs, until I emailed the courier company to find out WTF was going on. Magically got delivered the next day. Clove then sent it to samsung for repair the same day, and its been with them around ~2 weeks. So I sent clove an email last night, because I wasn't sure how long samsung usually take with the warranty stuff. Apparantly not normaly this long . FML.

Morning Mangs, TFIT. That sucks mang . How badly buckled, did you look into getting it fixed? Mine went from this: To this: It was only about $120 from memory... What new rims you getting? Hehe, my 5g payment was to pay of the remainder of my HECS as a voluntary payment and get the 10% bonus. So I get an extra $500 in my return for nothing. Rorting the system FTW. Chris is always right around the corner So I sent an email off about my phone. got this reply: Sounds like Samsung have f*cking lost it! F*CK! This nightmare keeps getting worse .

no thanks

Can't bro Also, just paid 5g to the tax man And new boots are on

Finance gurus: Is the AUD going to get better vs GBP or keep falling? http://au.finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=AUDGBP=X#symbol=;range=5d;compare=;indicator=volume;charttype=area;crosshair=on;ohlcvalues=0;logscale=off;source=;

Whats up with your car John?

He has a different number for that

Morning Mangs, That's what she said. End.

Morning Mangs, @Dan: Did you get to do it in a real car?

I couldn't open that link at work, farkin LOL! Might need to start throwing some coin at Colin's Sister. Could pay some good dividends.

Damn it, $850 to rego the coon for another year. Tough choice, might be more financially viable to drive it into a lake. Also, price on KU31s seems to have gone up. Going to have to get another set of feddys .

If I want to talk sh*t about cAndy, I'll do it to his face. That way, I can get pleasure from watching him cry like a little girl. Ahh well, at least you got a bat. Deal, but only if there are hot b*tches there to be impressed with our manly brawl. That's what she said.

Unlucky mate. Should have gone in to open

You can ride my bandwagon any time, Big Boy QFT.

I totally missed that post, sorry! <3? Great stuff! Who got all the runs? How many did you get? Your loss, not mine.

Good luck! Good luck!

Morning mangs Fark mondays

Happy 7th Skyline Day Mother F*ckers

LOL, probably would have been the same for me if my tyres weren't bald at the edges. There's no way that should be anything other than a minor defect. Win. I didn't think drifters had any use for banks I like it! Or just trying to meet his quota? Who knows. Good to see there's some common sense in the system somewhere.

There was 2 cops (well 3 actually, one rocked up in a second car halfway through, but it seems he just wanted to watch...). One was a guy, and he really didn't want to let me get off scott free. The other was a chick and she just wanted to give me a warning. Clearly she was hot for me . They seemed to settle on giving me a defect notice but no demerit notice, but then couldn't find the book so just let me go. The dude was clearly unhappy about it though. +Postage yeah? They're only ~$120 odd locally, so I don't reckon they'd be much cheaper. And I don't have to wait for them to come from overseas. I may be a 31 owner but I'm not that tight. LOL. Truth. I'm surprised actually, mine never seems to get checked for ground clearance. Werd. That's why you need a fun car, and a daily which is also fun ...shame it's such an expensive exercise But that didn't work apparently...

Morning Mangs, TFIF, hoping for a fairly early finish this arvo but we'll see how we goo... Managed to get to work without being hassled by the fuzz, yay! That sucks mang Hmmm, ~$1400 for Pilots, or ~$500 for KU31s... KU31s thanks. Hmmm, ~$240 a tyre for RE-11s or ~$120 for KU31s... KU31s thanks. Seriously, my car eats tyres in under 12 months, I can't justify spending twice the amount of KU31s/SS595s when they do the job perfectly well. I have the RS-Rs for track love.

Well, looks like I have to add new tyres to the list of shit I need to buy . Got pulled over by the cops on the way home (a rare occasion of being pulled over for no reason) for a "random" breath test, and they hassled me about the tyres (edges ). They said they were happy with the rest of my car, and due to my (apparently) good driving record, decided not to give me a ticket. They were going to give me a defect notice to fix the tyres, but couldn't find the book, lol. Time to hit up option 1 for some new KU31s...

Top stuff Boz! Who let this woman out of the kitchen? http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/the-1m-car-crash-it-involves-a-blonde-five-very-expensive-cars-and-monte-carlo/story-e6frfq80-1226103274498

Morning Mangs, TFIT.