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  1. is that the guy whos singin that song or whatever? doesnt seem to want to work for me
  2. lol
  3. not a bad little pay packet their
  4. ouch, monthly would suck
  5. hows work goin Chris?
  6. sleeping on the job... pfft
  7. bump $40 for Vols 4 and 5
  8. morning
  9. hahahaha ska
  10. night dazza
  11. hmm 20s sounds good gonna go through rubber quick though
  12. why do women close their eyes during sex? they cant stand seeing a man have a good time
  13. Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day and confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh, she got fired too." A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was having a wee and this bullet came out." replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was having a wee and this bullet came out." Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago. A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mom, "I know what happened, you were having a wee and a bullet came out." And the boy says, "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"
  14. cant promise anything darren
  15. funny that, friend of mine works for the government and she says the pay is crap and she works for the district of prosecutions or something like that
  16. hey darren well i may be working for a debt collection law firm soon
  17. yeh but you work i got no real reason to be tired
  18. *yawn*
  19. just start a inschool apprenticeship, still going to school, still doing an apprenticeship, few guys at my school did
  20. hmm 3 black 32's there, all drivers were tall.....more help
  21. yeh soz, didnt even know who you were
  22. cause we had good spots and bwcp was gettin busy too, we ended up cruisin to all hours of the morning
  23. also have a flash
  24. the one thats near australia fair, soo southside
  25. chaos

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