>> Hello?"
>>
>> "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
>>
>> "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul"
>>
>> After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an
>> Uncle Paul."
>>
>> "Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"
>>
>> ...... Brief Pause
>>
>> "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down
>>on
>> the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout
>>
>> to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"
>>
>> "Okay Daddy, just a minute"
>>
>> A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
>>
>> "I did it Daddy"
>>
>> "And what happened honey?" he asked
>>
>> "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on
>> and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her
>>head on
>> the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
>>
>> "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
>>
>> "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all
>>scared
>> and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.
>>But I
>> guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to
>>clean it. He hit
>> the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
>>
>> ***Long Pause***
>>
>> ****Longer Pause****
>>
>> Then Daddy says: "Swimming pool... ?? ...... Is this 9486-5731?"
>>