Nizmo

tried to drag that Morley Car Audio or whatever its called Supra last night ...... must be an N/A ..... and whoever was driving it was driving like a total grandpa ..... must be totally weighed down with all those subs probably *shrugs* ....... i thought i was going to have some fun but nope ..... maybe he didnt want to suffer the humilation of a Skyline chopping

thats what the police have told my parents to do before ..... beat them up and if no-one sees it then its alllll goood.

A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, " 7 feet tall, 350 lbs., 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs. each, Turner Brown". The small guy just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping and shaking him. He asks are you Ok?" In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?" The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figure I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs., have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs. each and my name is Turner Brown". The small guy says, "Thank God !! I thought you said Turn Around".

well the only way to open my boot is from the latch inside ..... so something similars probably happened to my car before it changed hands. My mum had her car keyed down the side in High Wycombe ....... just makes me so angry that jealous pricks will wreck your property and theres really not much that can be done about it.

OOOOOWWWWW my head i feel like the mooseon the Difflam ad my legs my legs i cant feel my legs"

My toenails are now the same colour as my calipers *giggles* Ricey toenails

PL nearly rammed u? man where did she get her drivers license - from a Weeties packet? I was a nauti girl and blew $170 today hehe ....... cos im worth it so i got my new threads on going to Mels house at 7pm get a few pre-drinks sorted then heading out to NB ..... so if anyone out come n say hi

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there goes ya shot at the manger

nup not a fan of night cruises when i dont have a familiarity with the roads .... not to mention going out tommorrow night so i plan to make it to bed at a reasonable hour tonight

when will this day end? hehe its fun driving back from the gym last night - for 9pm on a thursday night there was absolutely noone on the road *evil* still get steering wheel vibration at 140km/hr despite new tyres .... but once u push it to 160 the back wing thats dodgily taped onto my boot starts flapping so i slowed down.

hate stories like that make me all sad ...... my folks gave my doberman away cos she dug holes in the garden .....

yeah Cam did rears but the front are problem - need skimming badly shudders galore when i brake. not being hermit im coming for a cruise just gotta whore a ride

think i may splash out on a carton of crownies for the weekend tonight ..... its been one of those weeks!! got house to myself - carton in the fridge .... not more i can ask for

apparently ...... saturday right? i think i may go shotgun in the passengers seat tho - all these cruises are costing me too much in petrol and my front brake pads are very low. haha those pictures were funny - got me all excited Neo

Hugs Neo! Hows your big mo-fo exhaust going? yeah 2 hours ........ and counting

alone

i am talking about my R33 here ....... no doubt in my mind a car like Pauls could beat them ....... Alexs would beat them ...... Cams would probably too.

All this hugging ...... i feel like im at a Rave

she wont let me line it up to find out - her car is way to heavy .... its like driving a school bus compared to mine .... ZX definately beats it .... in fact my ZX scares the shit outta my mum .... Skyline - i think it would be a close race .... off the line most definately!! with my folks driving most definately!! but in a proffessional race after a while i think it would be a close call! .... im talking auto against auto here ..... Manual R33 might whip its arse. My dad has the same as my mums but pooey yellow ..... he doesnt believe me when i say that Skylines used to race at Bathhurst .... he constantly puts my car down but in reality i think he's afraid of it and knows the truth ..... i mean if u paid 60K for a car and a 20K could beat it - you would be in denial too!!

usually has very crappy music blaring from her car too!

hehe like mother like daughter that wasnt very nice of her tho ..... mustve been in a bad mood yeah she works in midland so u quite often see her flying along there!!

yes unfortunately that is my parents haha where did ya see her? Try n give her a race?

p.s welcome to whoring Dan

im a govt worker - minister of small business and economic development is going to indonesia