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Nizmo

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  1. i dont even need to do charcter profiling - everyone knows im a lazy wench
  2. oooo minx hehe Blah to staff meetings ..... did they use words liek synergy, reintergation ...... and all the other bullshit.
  3. where is Squizz ..... he is in da house .... we have a rendevous to carry on from yesterday
  4. :Paranoid: uncomfortable
  5. hmmmm i better not let paul find about "Speed stripes" or he'll want some too!
  6. at aerodynamic head ...... maybe he needs a helmet kinda liek "Flash Gordon" Didnt actually notice them til you brought it up.
  7. LOL Charly - it looks like he's auditioning to be the next James Bond Talking about auditions we have the Australian Idol auditions at work on the weekend - Blah all the idiots that keep ringing us asking about facilities to camp over night here n stuff ..... i mean really!!
  8. yeah one was dead and i was driving around with one headlight for a couple of weeks and yesterday the other one died too. Boo Hiss to this bad weather! hmmmm im suddenly a bit hyper ......
  9. i have an auto :Oops: So i can get the powerslide thing happening but no proper drifting I was driving around last night in a black car with no headlights ....... that was like dancing with death! Her headlights were fixed today YAY People can see me now
  10. hey matey hows the day been? Wet n wintery here ..... n cruising tonight so a lot of powersliding me thinks!
  11. wow every whoretown is deserted today ..... is it "International AntiWhore Day" or something?
  12. james!
  13. your the best Squizz :Oops: Have to fire paul! yeah i better do some work!!
  14. .... how about i put some between my cleverage as well I got skanky old motorola phone cos my anti vibrating but flash samsung one got stolen
  15. that made me crack up! Oh well i'll return the favour ....I'll go make some vanilla Quik add three tablespoons of salt n try to swallow it with out gagging
  16. i do? sweeetttt! How come i aint feeling anything? someone wanna ring my mobile phone - i could get something kinky happening then LOL
  17. my phone sounds like a vibrator ..... i think everytime it goes off clients think ive got something kinky going on under the desk
  18. i dont have paul to help me these days Im the lone invader *sob*
  19. Hey Squizz :grouphug: Ive come to drag one more thread into the gutter :elaugh:
  20. Todays the day the teddy bears have their picnic!
  21. i'll swap my standard one for your turbosmart one
  22. bad luck kym get ROH's ..... common as shit ..... couldnt pay the barsteds to steal them off me LOL
  23. Internals are too weak ....... blew 5 pistons for a two door car the R33's are a little too bulky
  24. who went out with who? do i detect some gossip??
  25. :shake: :shake: :shake: shake it liek a poloraid picture! bit your scared now
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