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What did the Hispanic man say to the black man?

because chickens are very absent-minded creatures. the chances are the chicken saw some form of bug or other edible life form from across the road and decided to venture over in that direction. if the road was not there, the chicken would most likely have still crossed that same expanse of ground, regardless of potential consequences.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

You know what's worse than getting served warm beer? The holocaust

Disappointing Q3 from. Ferrari.. They seemed to be right on the pace all weekend.. Pretty close to the mercs times but dissapointing to be so far down the grid... Hopefully they can both get off to a good start and make it an interesting race

How does the front axle have 87.5rwkw?

His response would more likely be "yeah yeah yeah I know where the rain falls in Spain you don't have to tell me all the time "

Spending all the savings from the valve caps already

saw WLDCRD 32GTR on the monash today...reminded me of Mohsen's car, apart from looking good...

Get yourself some fruit from my cousins

Chitticks pies used to be the bomb back in the day, for all my Warnambool niggas. Haven't been back in years...

FORZA VALE!!!!!!!!! This is one race Marquez more than likely would not have won anyway, he was pushing well past the limit of the Honda at this track to even stay with Rossi A well deserved win for Rossi, and what better place to do it...For the home crowd and for Simoncelli

One of the 2 that sit across from me is fine, he's a mate...I think my dislike for the other makes me hate everything he says, but, hatred aside, he does say some really stupid/pointless shit, and in a real mother f**king annoying way. "Am I wrong? Am I wrong?" "Is that fair to say? Is that fair to say?" Etc.

Fallen off my burger tour... 2 of the boys at work rate 8 bit highly... and others seem to be saying Huxta is no good, was decent the first time I had it, but not so much the second time... I'm thinking they've dropped off the quality with the increase in business...

Guy that bought my 33 flew down from Sydney, I picked him up at the airport, I drove him to my place, he handed me a bank cheque, first time he drove the car was on his way back to Sydney...

Gonna get me a Samsonite

Can't believe Oscar Pistorius was found not guilty

No one compares to this guy, and I have the pleasure of sitting directly opposite him in the sheds... He'll tell the most pointless stories that go on forever, and end up nowhere. Today he told me that a BMW engine from 30 years ago had 4 throttle bodies.... Good thanks Ric, how are you? I'm sure you're looking forward to the release of Monica's new album Year of the wolf, and The Documentary 2 early next year Do you read your facebook statuses before you post them...? My mate seems pretty happy with his A6

He actually does ask me that every morning and it does piss me off... As well as 'get up to much last night'? I couldn't look any less interested if I tried, yet still he asks me the same shit every day

Not sure if serious..

I fkin hate it when non F1 fans try to talk F1 to me. This one kunt at work always with the 'did you watch the race?' Nigga it's what I do

I thought the Magnussen penalty was reasonable... Bottas was in front and on the racing line into 1... Magnussen was NEVER going to make it without driving Bottas clean off the road, so fair penalty imo. I'd be interested to see the Guittierez pass that left him with a puncture...From the quick look they showed as it happened, it looked like he was in the process of passing, then decided to squeeze whoever it was he was passing and gave himself a puncture, pretty amateur looking move...But it may have been the other car moving into him, I didn't see a replay to be sure.. and Hamilton really needs Rosberg to have some DNF's or at least bad races if he's a chance to win it... They said that if Merc finish 1-2 for the remaining races, Hamilton has to be 1st in every one to beat Rosberg, and no one really looks like spoiling the 1-2's apart from the odd good strategy/race from RBR and maybe Williams...

Hamilton is very self conscious about going bald...

Surprised Ten didn't throw to a quick ad break to keep the streak of missing every single one of Ricciardo's passes

KK aint shit, I'd take a DK fresh cimmmmanon ma'fkr any day