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w00t... new golf has roadworthy! Now to get rego done and then to start mods! yaaaaaaay!

lol actually I was gonna get a good panel beater chuck the boser hood extension and flare the guard out for me and charge it to the claim, and cover any extra that's needed out of pocket. do it all "in one hit" eh? eh? youseewhatididthar??

i wasn't even mad at first cos I was like "I'm gonna be cuting, welding and flaring that guard as soon as it's regged in a few days anyways..." but then he goes into some tirade about me being illegally parked cos I was too far from the kerb or someshit so he's not liable... so it's on like donkeykong. got his details and set my insurance on him.

I played water polo until 2nd yr uni if that helps?

Birds = muzza. QED.

muzzas fuckin love jetskis. fact. also... took the new golf to the VW specialist to give it a once over and full service before roadworthy tomorrow. park in front of the place, jump out walk into the shop to hand over my keys. Old dude wanting a second opinion on a 17k bill VW charged for an engine replacement in his Touareg is being served, so I wait patiently. Old dude finishes up, walks out. I start chatting to mechanic. Old dude walks backs in and goes "sorry mate, I just backed into your car". FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Invest in a proper anti-fog and anti-glare shield and wipe with Rain-X before each race. The shields that come with helmets by default are usually rubbish. Even if you buy a cheap helmet, a good visor can make all the difference. Or... http://www.velo.com.au/itemdetailspage/31915 In any case, if all you're using it is for CAMS events, just get one that's Snell SA2010 certified from the US. they're a lot cheaper than the extortion money local mobs ask. It won't come with an AU cert sticker, but you only need one of those for road use. For example those Pyrotech and Bell helmets can be imported from the US for about $100 less. Make sure you don't get an SA2005 helmet, cos you can't use those after 2015. An SA2010 you can use till 2020.

Plates arrived.

hehehehe GT Arse-pick.

Fuck that. We're the loudest bunch. Plus we have all the candy and Lego. Also... your office has rooms? dafuq?

oh. why you learning SQL for that? need software engineers I'm trying to hire two for my team. this

What do you do?

Has anyone seen the video of some Indian fundamentalists going around slapping people who PDA? Apparently they've declared war on valentines day. (null)

Surely stab over shot... Clean cut, no fragments to fish out or get infected, plus the guy is right next to you so you could hit back.

http://au.news.yahoo...-too-often-lay/ Hahaha he shot at a shitty old Nissan R31 wagon? What was his life endagered by? an RB30 iron block dropping on his leg? Rust? Boredom? Also wow talk about deflecting the situation - they found bullets in a carpark nearby in the morning... so they've made the assumption that last night the police weren't the only ones there with guns.

JDM headbutt.

Must've been a hipster that made it... esp the vague reference to Poe's Raven.

oo that reminds me. streeter sent me a GTR brake reco kit a few weeks ago... wheeeee. where's that tracking number? They'd be a local community paper journo whose article was deemed worthy of republishing in the HS. Herald Sun gets most of it's localised stories from all the Leader papers. why wheel fall off? because stanceworks.also, what fakies were you rockin?

more people should shoot things at a stanceworks meet.

that's what Melbourne needs more of... indian cops who sweat and fart faggotry.

Haha cos shooting bullets at something that's at least 1.5 tonnes hurtling at you will stop it. Hope he aimed at the driver, cos shooting tyres at an oncoming car is almost impossible.

Harlem shake. Drift car.

Order done.

Ugh... gold is $100 more than white? WTF? $650 for a set of plates? I could buy a turbo upgrade kit from the US for that.

Actually... like this...