Haha, try this one on. I once had the police scream up behind me as I was pulling into a drive way, pratically jumped the kerb to try and block me off... They hopped out of their car and paced over to mine...
Looked in the car for about 3 seconds, quickly noticed that I had just pulled into a private corporate car park (work) and was wearing a suit, and swiftly said "Sorry, you're not the person we're looking for." and left. Nothing else
Turns out, there was an armed robbery in the area the night before by a white WRX clubsport and they thought that it could have been me...
They were long gone and I was still trying to see how my car looked like a club sport...
Still, better safe then sorry
Also Kujo, there's an old saying that goes, "Our failures are known, our succeses are not." which I think can be applied to the police force's actions in that people only ever complain, never praise. So well done Kujo