A precious little girls walks into a pet shop and asks "excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeepers heart melts, he kneels down to her level and says "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft fuffy bwack wabbit or one like that bwown wabbit over there?"
The girl blushes, rocks back on her heels, put her hands on her knees and leans forward and whispers...
"I dont really fink my pyfon gives phuk."