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  1. If i get my rear brakes done quickly ill be running so everyone come watch!
  2. (i also have sleep in today! yay!) Boost!
  3. shawno i might grab that off you next pay, dont let it go without telling me.
  4. I agree with the above, went too long and there wasnt enough Venom.
  5. that the arse is completely different... They are a big car thats small on space. I do not fit in one at all, like i could not possibly drive a hardtop and my head from the lips up would be over the windscreen in a vert.
  6. man i live there... you stop following me!
  7. hooray for actually going places!
  8. Talk to Andrew about your options with that coz thats not on...
  9. MIVEC and i will be there.
  10. Baby's First Exam A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed? "Breast-fed,"she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight, You don't have any milk." "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."
  11. Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Tennessee arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down . and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers .. and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know. I thought you were watching." Moral of the Story: Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But, all men.....are men.
  12. Spotted a silver 34 the other day with a for sale on the back
  13. badgers are scum of the earth man over the course of 2 weeks pretty much every badge was removed from my datsun... i didnt notice this due to it being under a cover and i never drive it, so they had to actually undo the car cover and get under it to badge it... goddam little fkrs...
  14. thats a fkn hawt as kit! welcome to SAU
  15. it sooooooooo GIF as in GIFT. got pwnd on the speed test, i only have 1mb transact though
  16. if you did a bank transfer you can recall the money for a fee usually mate. Ring your bank and check.
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