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More Prince Charles... New Film Coming Soon... (added some older ones also)

Super 12 Time Again

Added one more.... Mark's R31 @ drift land... enjoy The Choko Durrie Motorsport R31 at Driftland http://kero.drifthost.com/videos/marks4doo...1.DriftLand.wmv - 8.2 Mb

Beer Prayer This old and im sure everyone has this hanging in their pool room...

The server will be quicker than the previous one - what ever speed you get do not complain... thanxs to the kind generosity of drifthost.com we have a faster mirror for the videos to help with the congestion. I may haved to remove some of the videos .. depending on how much the server can get hammered. So enjoy it while it lasts and as always you can download the vidoes from the regular slow as mirror. http://www.cs-technologies.com.au/kero/videos.htm 1. D1 In Car Drift Driver Demo at Driftland Oran Park http://kero.drifthost.com/videos/D1.In.Car...nd.OranPark.wmv - 15mb 2. Fatz R31 Rear Wheel Camera - Wakefield Park - Drift Competition Qualifying http://kero.drifthost.com/videos/Fatz.R31....l.Wakefield.wmv - 3.4Mb 3. Mark in The Monaro at a Drift Comp at Driftland http://kero.drifthost.com/videos/Mark.Mona...nd.OranPark.wmv - 11.5 Mb 4. Dan's R33 Drifting Oran Park South Circuit - Rear Bumper http://kero.drifthost.com/videos/Dan.R33.R...l.Oran.Park.wmv 8.1Mb 5. R31 side pipe exhaust sound test http://kero.drifthost.com/videos/HRRb26/Pr....Sound.Test.wmv -3.6Mb http://kero.drifthost.com/videos/HRRb26/Road.Run.wmv -4.2Mb 6. Mark's Chokky Dorry R31 Machine - Wakefield Park - The way a Stock R31 should be driven http://kero.drifthost.com/videos/marks4doo...eld.Park.01.wmv -5.8Mb http://kero.drifthost.com/videos/marks4doo...eld.Park.02.wmv - 2.8Mb http://kero.drifthost.com/videos/marks4doo...eld.Park.03.wmv - 3.2Mb 7. Marks Indestructable RB30 - 4 minute rev limiter burnout - unaware of the heat gauage he blows his radiator. http://kero.drifthost.com/videos/Mark.D.Th...ws.Radiator.wmv - 6.3Mb http://kero.drifthost.com/videos/Mark.D.Th...ator.Part.2.wmv -0.3Mb 8. Marks Rental Ferrari 575 - 320+km/hr Autobahn and Nurburing Run Germany http://kero.drifthost.com/videos/Rental.Fe...Low.Quality.wmv - 3.1 Mb 9. Fatz Drift Driver Training Highlights DVD-rip http://kero.drifthost.com/videos/Fatz's.Dr...4.2005-KERO.wmv -120Mb

Alabama bride, groom, and wedding cake

International Symbol for Marriage

The Happiest Monkey in the Zoo!!!

Official Engagement Photo

Another Bush Joke While on his state visit to England, George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says, "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how my great country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom" The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King." George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?", to which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush". Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?" The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies "Sorry again, Mr Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor." Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country".

Classic Photo "The Matrix"

What your friends???? do to you when you have had too much to drink! Part 3

What your friends???? do to you when you have had too much to drink! Part 2

What your friends???? do to you when you have had too much to drink!

Randoms

Test driving an HSV

Reasons not to drink, even with friends...

Just do it

It was only a matter of when! Very bad Camilla Jokes!! Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world." Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world." Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world." They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified. Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world," Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the smallest person in the world." Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and simply stated, "Who is Camilla Parker Bowles?" THE PRINCE AND THE GENIE The Prince was driving around his Mother's estate one day when he accidently ran over her most favourite corgi dog. The poor unfortunate dog was crushed to a pulp! The Prince got out of his car sat down on the grass and started crying. The whole world was already against him and now his mother would be mad at him as well. Suddenly he noticed a lamp half buried by his foot. He dug up the lamp and polished it. Low and behold, all of a sudden, a genie appeared. "You've freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment", said the genie. "For freeing me I grant you one wish". "Well", said the Prince. "I have all the money and material things that I need, but let me show you this dog". They walked over to the splattered remains of the dog. "Do you think you can bring this dog back to life", asked the Prince. The Genie looked carefully at the remains and gently shook his head. "This body is far to gone for even me to bring back to life, isn't there anything else you would like"? The Prince thought for a moment and then reached into his pockets and took out two photographs. "I used to be married to this beautiful woman called Diana", said the Prince showing the genie the first photograph. "But now I love this woman called Camilla". He showed the genie the second photograph. "You see Camilla isn't beautiful at all, do you think you can make Camilla as beautiful as Diana"? The genie studied the two photographs and after a few moments said: "Let's have a look at that dog again".

Bar Stools

Valentines Angel for you!

Steak and BJ Day - March 20th 2005 You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 20th! The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's. Here are some handy links http://www.blowbib.com/ http://www.cafeshops.com/steakandbjday http://www.tombirdsey.com/TomBirdsey/SteakandBJDay.htm http://www.sunnycrittenden.com/BlowJob101.html

On one of the runs the D1 drivers links up the corner before under the bridge all the way into the first corner... now that is impressive!!!!

5k... you are doing well.... Its basically a 56k bandwidth restricted server so if you are getting 5k you are doing well. Its slow but has unlimited file capacity which is good. Use a download manager and let it slownly download.

If you have not been to a Fatz Drift Driver Training Day well take a look at this video i have uploaded to my server to see what it is all about... Fatz's.Drift.Day.Highlights.2004.2005-KERO.wmv - 120 Meg !!! Scott from Scott's Motorsport Photography has been down to all of the Fatz drift days. He has taken plenty of photos and has taken plenty of video footage. I know he has spent over 8 hour compiling this dvd and has cut it down to 41 minutes of highlights. If you like what you see can get the HIGH QUALITY dvd version from Scott. (If people are interested and scott is ok with it ill put up his phone number or a way to contact him so you guys can get your hands on this bad boy). The video i uploaded is a low(ish) quality of the full dvd so you know what you are getting. The dvd/video contains: + 00:01 - 07:38: Fatz Drift Day 3 (FDD3) Highlights (Oran Park South) HIGH SPEED DRIFT- see image 1. + 07:39 - 10:39: Dan's Rear wheel video footage from FDD3 - see image 2. + 10:40 - 28:46: Fatz Drift Day 2 (FDD2) Highlights - including burnout comp (Oran Park North) - see image 3. + 28:47 - 33:54: Inside Car Footage of D1 Driver at the Drift National last year at Oran Park - VERY GOOD!! - see image 4. + 33:55 - 41:05: Night Dirifting at Oran Park (LOW-20T will teach you how not to treat a car) - see image 5 Please no complaints on how slow it takes to download. Last time i posted a 5 meg movie it chewed 600Meg bandwidth in a few hours. This one is 120Meg. Use a download manager as i would expect it to take you many hours to download this video. Be patient. It is worth the wait. Or just buy the DVD of scott. Also the thumbnails below are crap screen shots from the ripped down version (for some reason they are also stretched). The DVD is high quality and 4:3.