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OK... ill reply.. I don't want you to beat me again.

Mel...this one is for you 1. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. 2. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 3. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 4. If we put a man on the moon - we should be able to put them all up there. 5. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces so that you can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 9. Best way to get a man to do something: suggest he's too old for it. 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. 12. The children of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him chequebooks. 14. Remember: a sense of humour does not mean you tell him jokes; it means you laugh at his. 15. Sadly, all men are created equal. Also, just a thought for all the women out there... MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN? And when we have real trouble, it's HISterectomy

He only hits me cos he loves me... jeeez

Oh it happened to a friend of a friend of mine

Yeah you better get the hell outta here quick buddy... before i go all female on your ass!

Oh but its not as bad as dating someone for 2 years then realising because it's never been spoken about youre only friends

Shhhhhh Doof you know nothing! Haahaha I have power... in my pants!

Oh hai doof!

Hahahahahaha maaaan our womenz rules are much more unfunny and serious then the guys BUT "20. We don't ALWAYS want porn as much as you do!!" We want it more!.... don't we? 29. Don't lie to us about anything!! You know we're going to find out eventually!! HAHAHA so so so so so true. 2 months later "Hun, you know when you said you had tomato sauce on your pie and I was suspicious.. I knew there was something strange, It was BBQ sauce. I found the sachet on the floor of your car, YOU CANT TRICK ME I AM DETECTIVE WOMAN!!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA bitches reprezent y0. I love how most items have a little sob story. Rims anyone?

Hahahaha awwww just tricking! ps. Don't say yous

Mel... hun.. You did not just say 'yous'... Come with me, we have to talk

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!! I hope your day is filled with hot chicks, fast cars and lotso cake... mmmmmm cake. oh and again? HAPPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

The top guy "David Spencer" is pretty hot

Oh i so have to see this!

Yey more girlies on skyline cruises to talk to! We need to organise more Sau meeting upness too oh nah its cool, I was kinda tipsy when i rang up Andrew last night annoyed.. over it now. BUT if anyone magically remembers that they forgot to pay for food or drinks send me a PM or something.

Hahah nup, i had jelly legs for ages.. couldnt stop thinking "jeez Andrew would of hated me forever if I hit him!" Oh and your friend is soo cute! You gotta bring her out again

We were $80 short... and have the receipt.. don't know what happened but eh you get that. Then everyone just left.. so we went home. And Dan you paid $50... and got $10 change.. you gave the $10 to me and I paid for our wine... so I know it wasn't you! Was good to see everyone.. we all need to wear name tags or something next time so we know who everyone is! Oh and not get caught in crazy traffic where I almost run out of brakes and almost hit Andrew

I know I know... come back to Perth! but other than that I have no suggestions... sorry

Happy Birdsday my favorite sydney person!! Hurry up and come visit me... i miss you like whoah Love you long time!!!!! xx

I have a nail in one of my rear tyres.. waiting for the tyre man to order in new tyres so i can get them both changed... I do pump my tyre up like every 3 days! But i dont wanna drive around too much on it.. Hah friends in high places

maybe i might come along, but i might not be driving cos my tyre keeps going flat... so ill probably be a passenger. I can be part of the passenger whore patrol!

Drive by yourselves you big bunch of pansies!

"...I'm hot 'cause I'm fly, you ain't cause you not this is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot.." Pimp boy I like it... when do I get to drive it? hahaha

Ima coming down to watch!