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congratulations to the winner !! stand by your letter box to receive your fantastic prize. well done

the caption competition prize has now jackpotted to a whopping 1 billion dollars* good luck !! * no, not really. but just pretend, okay?

"i had five up johnny before arnie did"

:throwup: its official, you blokes are sicko's.

dont be scared peeps

i can get them for $350 but there not available till august. cheers.

how do you know that?

dont stand behind my car then. but then again, i dont need them

Another, I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other Stall saying: "Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in the shithouse but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!" And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?" What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this Is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!" At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I Hear another question. "Can I come over?" OK, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could Just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "No........I'm a little busy right now!!!" Then I hear the guy say nervously... "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other Stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

The Reverend John Flapps was the pastor of a small town. One day he was walking down the High Street and he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The reverend wasn't happy. He walked through the open door of the pub and sat down next to the woman. "Mrs Fitzgerald,"he said sternly. "This is no place for a member of my congregation.Why don't you let me take you home? "Sure," she said with a slur, obviously very drunk. When Mrs Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave back and forth. The reverend realised that she'd had far too much to drink and grabbed her arms to steady her. When he did, they both lost their balance and fell to the floor. After rolling around for a few moments, the reverend wound up on top of Mrs Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist. The pub landlord looked over and said, "Oi Mate, we won't have any of that carrying on in this pub." The Reverend looked up at the landlord and said, "But you don't understand, I'm Pastor Flapps." The landlord nodded and said, "Oh well, if you're that far in, you might as well finish."

it doesn't matter what kind of car you drive, we are all labled the same way by the police and media.

why was your car wet? did you just wash it? get a chamois? :confused: :freak:

and a whole bunch of dickheads. they deserve everything thats coming to them.

wtf? i didn't know it would be that bad ! who does that shit? my only criticism is that they called it "drags" it gives drag racing a bad name IMO.

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yeah, i should. but i'm going to try street tyres first. ive been told not to do a burnout on street tyres ?!?! i have major traction issues on normal tar roads, i'm hoping i can get it to hook up okay.

that was a guy with a blown xr8 from the gold coast? tonight on today today, some more one sided stories to shock you

he he. how slippery is the track? i think street tyres are going to limit my times a bit.

this is the one they usually ask "do you know why i pulled you over" i can think of a million smart arse answers

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according to travelmate, sydney to sydney via orange is 7:58, nearly eight hours. the drive through the blue mountains is slow, but once you get down mt victoria its a good run. heres the program yo use - travelmate

if you can afford it, go the whole hog. check this thread

skylines use bugger all fuel, so i would use premium all the time. when you have a 120lt fuel tank (like me), then you can bitch about fuel prices. :wassup:

sorry, i didn't realise you already had the gts-4. if your keen on that idea go for it. but i'd still get the gtr and spend money gradually, in the right places

okay, put it this way. i'll give you the example in aussie dollars. option #1 gts-4 approx $15-20 grand stroked rb26 with larger turbo's and box and fuel system, exhaust, brakes, labour etc approx $20 grand option # 2 a decent r32 gtr maybe with a few basic mods $35 grand at the end of the day you could have either a modified gts-4 worth about $20 grand or a gtr. i would take the gtr thanks.