RubyRS4

Welcome to the "organ donor" club 19 years of riding and I haven't donated yet nor have I required a donation! My organs would be too pickled, bruised and battered by now to be of any good to anyone You're welcome to come out Friday/Saturday nights at BP ... just remember, no mucking about. There are no prizes for pissing off the biker boys.

Can't say I'm keen either. Worked at the Shitzenfaced for years serving abusive dumb teens, whilst being entrapped by the police at the same time. Can't say I miss it ... being abused and having no right to straighten out the drunks. It was much better when it was at Hahndorf.

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No it aint! Thats even uglier than the Commonwhore "Sportswagon" *cough* :laugh

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Can I have your home email Adam? I've got a nice route in mind ... I wanna email it to see what you think. It'll cater for all tastes

Which was only yesterday for me ...

Lady Gaga is a lady hoho Wearing just underwear detracts eyes from her ugly looks. I think she needs to lose about 5kg too and tone up that lardy body. How come you find that attractive Damo? Your woman is 100x better looking dude.

How do you like your eggs? Sunny side up? Scrambled? ... fertilised?

STAGEA I picked up a 1800 x 1200 mesh sheeting earlier this week and it fit no problems. Lets see any other family car do that and look good. enuf said

^^^ I'm with stupid

Sounds like they're f**king you around

What do you like? Sports type, motard or cruiser? Second hand or brand new? There's a big market out there, but its easy to get a shit bike!

WTB Stagea series 2 front bar like this one ... PM me with offers. Can swap for my existing front bar with 'Dolphin' lip Need one urgently any colour

I'm off to Bombay Bicycle Club tonite. Tracy is paying for dinner as a reward for doing good on my exam Thinking I'll have a nice fat steak

Will you be attending Vilis this Friday? I'll put the lip in the back of the Stag. Know anyone with a spare bar like yours then I'm am quite certain now that I need a bar like yours.

Want me to put a route together? What did you have in mind?

So how was this organised when it wasn't showing at the drive-in? Bummer.

Yep, they've been loving us bikers long time Every second weekend in the hills I'd get pulled over for nothing. Rego and licence check. "Don't speed and ride safe". Was I speeding at the time when you pulled me over dickhead? No. Right save your f**king warnings for those who do. I had an unmarked cop car chase me thru the hills one day thru the Maccy-Strath area. It was a dark blue Falcon and had no lights, nothing. But the driver sped up to me and signaled for me to pull over. I saw he was wearing a cop uniform, but I thought "no f**king way". Kept to the 100kph speed limit, but around corners, he couldn't keep up. A marked cop car accompanied the unmarked car to The Garage at Strath where I was and they approached me about "evading and running from a cop". My simple response was "he did not appear as, nor identified himself as, a cop ... so I wasn't going to stop in the middle of nowhere for a tailgater!".

Lets not forget the stupid blinged "chopper" type pushbike craze that the Extreme Horsepower Show hosted some years ago Since when did a pushbike fall into the category of "extreme horsepower"? So Cara's 34 is alot better to look at than a pushbike Congrats on the dyno win Alex. I'm not a fan of Commonwhores, but respect is given where its deserved ... thats and awesome package you have there. Now fix that cylinder

Did you read that one Kell ^^^ If you want to get any dents out ...........

Nah ... the commonwhore hoons are getting old and grey and buying Aurions

For 3 set sof lights I ignored the bald f**ker, but he continued to want to drag me off and cut into my lane when in front ... even tho I was driving normally Gave him the "wanker" hand signal for his worries Also ... had a truck (earthmover/tipper type) sitting up my arse on my way to TAFE this morning. He was hustling his way thru traffic, but got caught in the wrong lane (by car turning right). He pulled into my lane without indicating, cutting me off, then moved slowly (gutless rig) around the turning car. As soon as we were clear, I changed to the RH lane to go around him, and he cut me off again without indicating. So I sound my horn, get back to the left lane, around and into the RH lane I go around him, all with safe distances. He highbeams me and gives the bird, even tho I'm like 75m in front now. I had to stop at a set of lights 400m later, so he stops right up my arse and sounds his horn. When traffic finally moves, its at a crawl (40kph) so he's right up my arse. I slow down enough to create a gap with the car in front and speed up to create a gap with f**khead truck driver. Next set of lights, he pulls up almost next to me (just in line with my back wheel) and starts hurling abuse. I casually hop out, write down his rego plate, blow him a kiss and get back into the car. When the traffic is moving again, he's trying to hustle his way back into my lane, but by the time he did (cutting someone else off) I'd already turned off South Road. What a f**king nutter!

Seriously! ... ... WTF!!!!!

Thanks. Work has now told me I gotta buy cake On another note, had some faggy 40yo guy want to drag me off in his Aurion at lunchtime today. Is this a new breed of wankers? Middle aged hoons in their Aurions