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Saw the SMASA cruise also at West Lakes. Was with Kell and co. But I was on the Brutale Typical, the Commonwhore hoons had to tag onto the american muscle One female cop was cruising around and all over that place ... but pulled over Kellie. All those defectable Commonwhores, yet the cop goes for the first Skyline to roll in.

The twin "f**k off" cannons always got the attention when they were on my stag

Hmm, I might shoot down there today (Sunday) for a look-see. anyone in it got a spare pass for a friend? SMS me on 0449 928 227 if you got one

Okay guys ... break! I agree with you Craig. You might not own the car now, but it was a nice machine and you put alot into it. Its still a Skyline, regardless of who owns it now, so it qualifies for the calendar if the organisers of the said calendar see it fit to add into. Take a chill pill buddy. My 2c worth.

Yeah, where did Ignition DVD go! I thought it was just my nesagent not stocking enough car mags Even Zoo has been absent from the stands. I've been looking more at the bike mags now ... and that not good for my car interests

I might duck in a see the shop tomorrow ... in between all the jobs I gotta do on the weekend

Ben and I use to work together. He's now running his own consultancy and I'm helping him get the books in order and manage the business to his best ability. He loved my auto, so I advised him to see MV Auto for the shift kit. Which was about the only complaint he had about the car I told him if he ever needed anyone to look after the subbie whilst he's away on surfing trips ...

Just got informed from my mate's GF who I've been coaching/training for tournaments, that she's pulling out of the National Titles in December. She's done so well to snatch first placings in the last two State tournaments (under my training) and was a favourite for the Aussie Title. Bit disappointing her decision, but I can't say I blame her. I'd be a hypocrite, seeing as I did the same thing some years ago. Just like me, she's had a gutful of the bullshit rules, poor refereeing and political BS surrounding the tournaments. SA has a weak platform and nothing has changed in the 6-7 years when I walked away. Anyways, I've invited her to my school and that way she can compete in some (tougher) contact tournaments. Pressure will be on me now JKA/AKF tournaments are tougher ... but she's got bigger balls than most guys I know. She'll tough it out. Hope she enjoys regular medical bills SA doesn't just have a weak structure for car clubs ... we also have weak sporting federations, at least the ones I've been involved with anyway NAS = fail JKA = win

Stop reading Stephen King novels

Yours is alot cleaner than mine atm. Mine is filthy! Getting a wash tonite. Dragged the front lip badly on a driveway today ... time to fit the new lip this weekend.

And I say bring back the punch ups between drivers. Its motor racing, its competitive, they're fired up and raring to go! Thats the problem with alot of sports ... they've gone soft. I don't condone voilence, but there's always a level of compeitiveness that will naturally call for it ... its in our blood all the way from the caveman era!

Thats pretty much the outcome we got everytime we 'nudged' them along. Then you get threads like this pop up and everyone thinks no one is doing anything. Fact of the matter is there are parties trying to get things moving, but alot of the times it is a waiting game. Annoys me too. But you're never going to see at thread titled "We tried to re-open AIR but wasn't successful ... here is why" ... so people wrongfully assume no one is doing anything. After working in the development planning industry for nearly 10 years, I can tell you know that petitions don't go far at all most of the time.

That sounds more like it came from the Mere Male column

He's the same f*ckhead I reported to the cops some weeks ago. First time I've encountered him going in the southerly direction ... normally its coming home. He sees me and always wants to race or just get in front of me ... like its life or death. Wanker! Obviously, he suspects I'm the one who dobbed him in to the cops and he went out of his way to get in my way this morning. Clearly, he's too much of a coward to get out of the car. He's so stupid he hasn't worked out that I'm trying to avoid him ... I have no interest in "racing" him ... and I want that moron off the road before he wipes me out. I posted up his rego plate before, but can't recall it or be arsed looking for it. But I think its something like AA 235 X ... dark blue Falcon EDIT: plate number is AA235X ... and he's a real wanker!

Pete, me and a few street machine mates and biker mates had been pushing to get AIR open again soon ... for quite a while now. We're always met with "we've done all we can do" But I know what you mean.

You sold my mate Ben a subbie recently (he picked it up Monday I believe) after some snags with the hid globes and compliance? He took me for a spin around the block in it ... sweet ride the Blitzen!. Then I took him in my Stagea

Asshole or not ... I still wouldn't mind the racing career he had. No denying it. Being one of the first to hammer a GTR on bitumen in Oz and not have cops trying to defect you is a dream Skaife has a big piece of the HRT pie, so I'm sure we'll still see him around.

Simple, but funny as Three nuns are walking thru a public park at night, when a naked man with an erection leaps out in front of them from some bushes. The first nuns has a stroke, the second nun has a stroke ... ... the third nun says she ain't going to touch his penis like the other two did.

Just spotted a silver/grey R34 4 door driving up Glen Osmond Road ... ... with no number plates, no trade plates whatsoever ... ... driven by two guys hustling their way thru traffic

Cheaters Jokes The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. 'Where have you been?' his wife demanded. 'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.' She looked down at his shoes and said: 'You lying b *astard! You've been playing golf!' The 2nd Affair A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?' The wife smiled sweetly and replied: 'No, not this time!' The 3rd Affair A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! 'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity.' So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home. 'I have something to show you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase. 'My God!' the wife exclaimed, 'Schwartz is dead!' The 4th Affair A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. 'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.' She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. 'Don't move until I tell you,' she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.' 'What's this?' the husband inquired as he entered the room. 'Oh it's a statue,' she replied. 'The Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.' No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. 'Here,' he said to the statue, have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing.' The 5th Affair A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. 'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.' 'One Cent?' the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: 'How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?' 'A nickel,' the barman replied. 'A nickel?' exclaimed the man. 'Where's the guy who owns this place?' The bartender replied: 'Upstairs, with my wife.' The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?' The bartender replied: 'The same thing I'm doing to his business down here.' The 6th Affair Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: 'I have something I must confess.' 'There's no need to, 'his wife replied. 'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!' 'I know,' she replied. 'Now just rest and let the poison work.'

BTW came within mm of crashing the Stagea this morning On Port Road near the brewery and in RH lane. Some dumb f*ck falcon driver pushes his way in in front of me from the left, no indicating or giving way. I slow for a gap, check my mirrors to move to the left lane where he came from ... and the next thing I know he's on his brakes. His LH brake light is level with my grille centre, so I just steer sharply to the left praying no one is in the lane. I missed the guy by mere millimetres, no shit. Lucky traffic was only moving at 40kph. No way I would have stopped in time anyway, so I had to swerve. Anyways, this guy gets back into my lane (now the LH lane about to become the middle lane near Bonython Park) and starts highbeaming me and tailgating me. I'm thinking "maybe I did make contact", so I move to the (now) left lane and stop and get out of the car, half pissed off and half thinking I'd hit him. He suddenly pulls out and floors it past me screaming "F*cking import c*nt" Wanker ... I only had time to give him the finger. I've seen his car around alot before. I'll see him again.

Poo ... I was going to try and ask a favour So you'll be going to Vilis straight from work tonite then?

Will Grim be putting the 260 in?

I'll buy Kell and Nene a pie tonite

Have fun with that I need to pull off my front bar tomorrow and look for a leak in the intercooler piping. I've got a fair idea where it is. While I'm there, I'll be redoing the bends to the pipework to the turbo, so I can fit my 'new' front lip