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I'm an academic, not a mechanic unfortunately

Fix my broken car Paul

I had a battery charger hooked up for a while, but it made no difference. It's fine according to the multimeter, just the pfc controller is giving a different reading.

So my car was broken into last night, the bastard tried to drive off with it but failed for whatever reason. I bought a replacement ignition barrel today, and fit it up no worries. I drove the car from the street up to the top of my driveway, the only issue being the central locking was no longer working and the 'annoying door beep' was absent. I have since rectified this by replacing a blown tail light fuse (strange but it worked) While I was playing around sorting that out, I had removed one of the plugs around the steering column (near the windscreen wiper stalk).. I then turned the ignition to ON and heard the fuel pump relay clicking like crazy, engine light flashing, and the fuel pump not priming. When I try to start the car it cranks without a problem, but does not start. Other things I have noticed: it takes quite a while for the PFC hand controller to 'load up'... and it gives battery voltage of ~8v, whereas a multimeter on the battery itself yields ~12v. Has anyone had a similar issue before? I have triple checked all fuses, they are all fine. The car was running flawlessly before this. Thanks

Nope, the rest of the car was untouched. f**kin spuds they were, the area around the barrel is absolutely mashed. Doubt they would have gotten far with my clutch anyhow lol Will give those guys a call, cheers

Some low life cunts attempted to steal my car overnight 1) Whoever it was, eat a f**kin dick 2) Need a new ignition barrel / locks etc. Nissan or wrecker?

You're a dickhead Mohsen. Why are you so shithouse at buying cars?

Don't you have about 20 sets? Details please.

Laughed out loud at this, in the tearoom at work. I still reckon you should have macguyver'd your way in though

You know it's a Ford right

My mates mum has a convertible 2002 one... it's pretty quick! the blown one (as above) would be an animal

I love this video. I was talking to my mate about this exact car today. You'll have to import/convert to get the factory supercharged one though

Dubstep is also terrible

Aloe Blacc is shithouse... I can't stand that f**king song

You

I had to find the buried treasure, so grams I had to measure However living better now, Gucci sweater now Drop top BMs, I'm the man girlfriend

Pics of Birds' mum

Drinking beer and watching the cricket

That's near Mad Kebabs! lol looks neat dude

Blitz CS... as are plenty of others. Just use your factory airbox if you have it still, mine isn't holding things up @ 280rwkw

You're a dickhead Mohsen

Was Fidel a good shag?

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DVsoG3whMUVg&v=VsoG3whMUVg&gl=AU Not sure if this is old, I found it hilarious though

Bahahaha Hamish