Mohsen

yeahh nah >joke-aussie salesman > AUSTRALIAN APPROACH > > A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. > > The manager asked 'Do you have any sales experience?' > > The young man answered 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Dubbo.' > > The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job. > > His first day was challenging and busy, but he got through it. > > After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked, 'OK, so how > many sales did > you make today?' > > > The Aussie said 'One!' > > > The manager groaned and continued, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 or > 30 sales a day. > > > How much was the sale for?' > '£124,237.64p.' > > The manager choked and exclaimed £124,237.64!! What the hell did you sell > him?' > > 'Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook and then > I sold him a new fishing > rod.' > > > 'Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, > so I told him he > would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him > that twin-engine Power > Cat.' > > > > 'Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him > down to car sales and I > sold him the 4 x4 > > > The manager, incredulous, said, 'You mean to tell me...a guy came in here to > buy a fish hook and > you sold him a boat and a 4x4?' > > 'No, no, no... he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his lady friend > and I said... > > > 'Well, since your weekend's buggered, you might as well go fishing.'

lol its all working, i just dont feel like i need to go to a brothel.. the only brothels i would consider would be those 1000 a night ones, with models for hookers.. who cares about that gap!

how can you not? those jailbait looking girls haha

lmao theres a brothel around the corner from work. gov orgys- delayed retarded kunts, i despise selling them shit. stonington city council took 2 months to complete a payment after their f**kin "pay after goods received" bullshit had to chase it up weekly. the correctional facility around altona way wasnt that bad though, they said 3 weeks and it was done in 3 weeks lol jamie you horney kent still remember those girls at maccas and how you were like " why didnt you make a move man!!"

wish they would ask what the car will be used for. would of said cheap awd to get through the snow and gravel

mmmmmm next turbo car shall be an S chassis why do government organisations have to be so f**king slack? f**king vicroads hasnt sent back re my exemption application

pics? mmmmm onevia bullshit, tastefuly modded s13s look shit hot

save, R34 GTR

it cant be that bad grant..

we buy and sell commercial restaurant equipment. a couple years ago now, i found out my broad minded person was gettin with my mate, got shattered and thought lets get a laugh and post this in the wasteland, didnt end so well so now im a virgin no matter what or who i f**k. makes me feel special.

More than you can afford pal. Yeh I'm that bored at work

americans kill everything they touch why does my room smell like cigars?

start work again today. damn

yeh the habibs say it was because they were giving a halal store shit for not serving bacon and the guy lost it when they decided to film them. i wouldnt like being filmed or threatened, then again. thats why i have a steel bollard under my desk at work shan- remus you say, ill have a look into it

sup man, i might be selling my gts4 if your interested

dad wants the 4.4l 8 in his BM to really sing, who makes decent euro exhausts around here?

this

same as the pods and skirts. pending if i keep the taxi or not http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYmaEHmq2Mg guy looks familiar

I got no nuts, but my grandma does

Was there a goshawk around? Their usually gOod at rolling vipers and f**kin them up

Do I look like a women to you? Back to work tomorrow. Fml

+1 I'm Fkn hungry

Because he is trying to exploit your desire for a g27 for a financial gain. There's a reason why the kents doIng so well

i sold my g25 and seat for 550 lol