Lol, going down the toilet. That's funny.
While I believe that our laws have gone too far towards making anyone and everyone criminals, fact is if you get caught, take it like a man. No one should be given special exemptions. It's Hamilton's responsibility to know the rules of the country he is visiting, no one elses.
Please, Europe awaits. Don't wait, get on a boat and paddle your ass away cause you leaving will raise the collective IQ of the entire nation a couple of points.