Dear John,
here's a straight answer,swigging from a can of VB whilst out on day release:"Ya tool! If ya need to ask,then ya not wanted,poofta!"
Now,here's a non-straight answer:'Ooh,Johnny,you hard-as-a-rock rebel! I just love street racers;they're so...what's the term?Ah,yes:so 'fast and furious'! If you're into that sort of stuff,call me on 1800-B.L.O.M.E.... "
And here's an answer from 'Somone'(as you actually asked for):
"John,I was hanging out at the track watching guys and girls race,when this nice SAU fella said you were asking for 'Somone' to give you a straight answer.So here you go,then:...I really think you need to check your keyboard apptitude,as it's "Simone'(as in a name)or 'someone'(as in anyone,really).I worry that you can't string a sentence together and could also possibly own something as serious as a road going vehicle as well.I've read all you posts in other sections plus this inquiry into illegal street racing;it seems that you should be somewhere other than SAU,maybe asking about 9 inch diffs,Holleys and arguing about Holdens versus Fords.Good thing it's SummerNats time;you'll fit right in with the minority that make the majority of trouble.
In short,be a good little boy and wake up to yourself.No one will condone such illegal stuff on a public forum viewed by all and sundry.If you have to ask,you should talk to any local idiot drying out in a gutter near Braddon.Natural selection may kick in and take you from the gene pool after then.Good luck finding a cell they'll pipe your music selection into..."Simone.
Everyone else has had a go;I just had to post a response....So,do you think we'll hear from John again?!?