Hung Chow calls into work and says "Hey Boss, I not come work today, I
really sick. I got headache, tummy ache and sore leg. I not come work".
The Boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel
like this, I go to my wife and ask her for intercourse. That makes
everything better and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls his Boss and says "I do what you say and
I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."