I know you meant dirty slart It's the forum profanity filter.
Long story short, installed an oil cooler, thread out of the filter stud under pressure and promptly emptied 5L of 10 tenths in my engine bay in the middle of the main road on a blind corner. Had to tow the bitch backwards back to the old mans and I managed to fix the plate with a different filter and put some shit oil in for now.