ed R34

The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle-aged lady and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The French woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my Little Fife is using that seat?" The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another" trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired." The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!" The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier. An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window.

GOOD REASON WHY NOT TO FLIRT!!!!! A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening." "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life

which way are you guys going? my friend did liverpool to orange in just over 3 hours.. i dunno where you got 8 hours from? unless you guys mean a round trip is 8 hours...

thanx.. nope they were stockies b4

hahah its kool.. make sure i get an invite next time..

sure it wasnt black and the driver was me??? hahahaha

hahahha thanx... where were the teletech invites to her party?

hahaha nice to know im not the only fool to come to work today...

Right you are... I'm here again... not a skyline in sight yet...

spotted: white series 2 r33 at work on level 6 today at 5:30pm ZAG-??? anyone here at work? should be coz its saturday and no one else in this building is open on saturday

spotted 4 door black r34GTT Green Valley Plaza bout 10am Friday Morning

Hey Sam... I was just about to say the same thing... I spotted it on my smoko.... moroon 33 GTS-33R

still looking?? go to www.redbook.com.au

yeah 3rd pic.. the ass gives it away... but b4 that... nope

ahaha good luck trying to find someone willing to swap their xenons

Ouch.. do you know what happened to the ppl in the car?

Go Tha Doggies!!!

spotted silver R34 on turning onto barton hwy from northbourne saturday night about 10ish... you wouldnt have seen me... was in my gf's prelude

spotted: black 33 right behind me on anzac bridge we gave each other a wave... noice to see such polite people.. if your on here... i was in the black 34 in frront of you hahahaha

ooh! me too.... im in for one of these...

ahh i see ... you park on level 3 sometimes? check ya PM dude..

level 8 slim .. pm

slim : do you have the white turbo lancer?

well i havent met chris or anyone on the forum in sydney... but i do work at the same place as them.

yeah man... i finish at 7 .. so i have been spotted?! WOOHOO!! you at work slim?