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so fckn bored.

pussy-whipped mates = gay

no car = gay

all my mates that are keen to go out but have no licence and live in woop woop = gay.

preeeetty gay night really.

EDIT: just found i still have a bottle of JD behind the bar, bottoms up!

so fckn bored.

pussy-whipped mates = gay

no car = gay

all my mates that are keen to go out but have no licence and live in woop woop = gay.

preeeetty gay night really.

EDIT: just found i still have a bottle of JD behind the bar, bottoms up!

I'll join you craig... just found my bottle of vodka and some smoke.. . another sat on SAU lol Oh the lives of the rich and famous

share the smoke? :)

Sure craig... but rules stricly enforced.. toke toke pass!!!!!

*sings* The shortest straw has been pulled for you!!

Edited by Stagstock

USA Ghetto English Class

(Say these out loud when your reading so they make sense!!)

The teacher asks the students to use the following words in a sentence:

1. *Cheese*

Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

2. *Mushroom*

When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*

My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. * Texas*

My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. *Herpes*

Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. *July*

Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum*

I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*

I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*

We only have one piece left, but don't worry wheelchair.

10. *Chicken wing*

My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*

My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey har-ass-ment nothing to me.

12. *Bishop*

My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash*

I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*

That woman over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

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