Party Tricks

[MeLSki]

I was at my ex's one night, drinking and my shoes were hurting so I took them out and stretched my toes. Oen of the gusy started yelling cos I can point my big toe directly up (like a perfect right angle) and I never knew no one else could do it!

Pics will come later

[Stinky Rooster]

I have a burp that terrifies small children.

I was walking along with my kids at Adventure world at the end of last year, I ripped a quick "throat fart" out, and the 2 girls on the path in front of us screamed, and one leaped sideways into a bush.

I LOL'ed, my youngest one joined in, and my eldest daughter flounced off in disgust

[MeLSki]

lol Dale...that's gross and embarrassing for the kiddies hahaha

[inthisglass]

i can move my ears

one at a time or both if i want

its adorable

[MeLSki]

  inthisglass said:

i can move my ears

one at a time or both if i want

its adorable

I do somethign similar...but it's my top and bra

how do u 'remove ur ears' u can't just make a statement and not elbaroate on how this part trick is performed

[NA_Goodness]

I think he said he can MOVE his ears Mel, not remove

I can move mine as well, but my hair moves as well sometime...

[MeLSki]

  NA_Goodness said:

I think he said he can MOVE his ears Mel, not remove

I can move mine as well, but my hair moves as well sometime...

omg lmao hahahahahah

I read "remove" i was like...wtf? hahaha my bad

[NA_Goodness]

Not your fault, blame your hair!!

[inthisglass]

remove lol wut?

[Topaz]

I can juggle a cactus and midget at the same time but only if I've been on acid for more than 4 hours

[Stinky Rooster]

  Topaz said:

I can juggle a cactus and midget at the same time but only if I've been on acid for more than 4 hours

My GAWD that is hot!

*faps*

[infamous_t]

  Stinky Rooster said:

I have a burp that terrifies small children.

I was walking along with my kids at Adventure world at the end of last year, I ripped a quick "throat fart" out, and the 2 girls on the path in front of us screamed, and one leaped sideways into a bush.

I LOL'ed, my youngest one joined in, and my eldest daughter flounced off in disgust

lol, I can burp so that it sounds like a dinosaur... we should catch up for and talk record deals Dale

[Stinky Rooster]

  infamous_t said:

lol, I can burp so that it sounds like a dinosaur... we should catch up for and talk record deals Dale

HA! Just don't let my missus find out. She never really got over the whole "being escorted from Myers" debarcle.....

(I am pretty sure the security guard was secretly impressed)

[MeLSki]

Pretty sure we're getting off topic here guys.

What is everyone's crazy or clever part tricks?

[bubba]

  Stinky Rooster said:

HA! Just don't let my missus find out. She never really got over the whole "being escorted from Myers" debarcle.....

(I am pretty sure the security guard was secretly impressed)

FKN LOLS!!

[infamous_t]

  MeLSki said:

What is everyone's crazy or clever part tricks?

*waits for a girl to talk about a trick involving ping pong balls*

[bubba]

I've got a video somewhere of a pool ball trick..

[MeLSki]

  infamous_t said:

*waits for a girl to talk about a trick involving ping pong balls*

I've seen a stripper get one stuck and I called an ambulance for her (oh the days of being a barmaid)

[infamous_t]

  MeLSki said:

I've seen a stripper get one stuck and I called an ambulance for her (oh the days of being a barmaid)

No volunteers to get it out? It'd be your civic duty to help a girl in distress

[bubba]

  infamous_t said:

No volunteers to get it out? It'd be your civic duty to help a girl in distress

I've got this.. tool.. I think it would have done the job quite nicely! But yeah.. I'd like to see you sink the black in the corner pocket without a cue!