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They do indeed mate. doesnt matter where you live these days, if its a line its a target. Mine are kept under lock and key.

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Yes Yes! It truly is....If you like long delays and the worst farken traffic in the state.

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oh dan there is plenty of love in here,

but yes more love is needed,

it appears there is a lack of love - but want for love (even if its self-bit touching love) - isnt that what you were saying bec?

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Sorry for the buzz last night gentlequeers

i have no decided to take my car off the road for its transplant..

i have ordered mouth watering parts and im out of tissues thinking about those parts..

Now where to get dry ice?

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oh dan there is plenty of love in here,

but yes more love is needed,

it appears there is a lack of love - but want for love (even if its self-bit touching love) - isnt that what you were saying bec?

Bahahahaha! Thats the one! :down:

In the nineteenth century masturbation was a disease; in the twentieth, it is a cure ;)

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In the nineteenth century masturbation was a disease; in the twentieth, it is a cure :)

very naughty.. is that why you pretend to be sick ? ;)

any special requirements to purchase from BOC or do i just rock up with my *puts on kiwi accent* chilly binz bo

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Yeah probably why Beck nips down the road to the "chemist"

Dammm.. Caught out again .. (Jokes)

lol @ Sex Contest..

Sex Contest

Two guys drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.

"If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the attendant.

"How do we enter?" asked the men.

"Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, and if you guess right, you win free sex."

"O.K., I guess 7," said one of the guys. "Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant.

The next week, the two same guys returned to the same station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, the one fellow asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.

"Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right, you win free sex."

"2," said the customer.

"Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant, "Come back soon and try again."

As they walked back to the car, the one downtrodden fellow said to the other, "You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged."

"No way" insisted the other. "My wife won twice last week."

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Bahahahaha! Thats the one! :)

In the nineteenth century masturbation was a disease; in the twentieth, it is a cure :)

and the 21st century?

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Dammm.. Caught out again .. (Jokes)

lol @ Sex Contest..

Sex Contest

Two guys drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.

"If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the attendant.

"How do we enter?" asked the men.

"Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, and if you guess right, you win free sex."

"O.K., I guess 7," said one of the guys. "Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant.

The next week, the two same guys returned to the same station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, the one fellow asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.

"Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right, you win free sex."

"2," said the customer.

"Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant, "Come back soon and try again."

As they walked back to the car, the one downtrodden fellow said to the other, "You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged."

"No way" insisted the other. "My wife won twice last week."

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I was waiting for that..

In the 21st Century ......... It's routine.. :)

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