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I see your Raptor Jesus and raise you an ice age. There isn't any pics of it because raptor jesus and his Canon SLR didn't survive it.

5 Aces, bitches.

raptor jesus needs no slr, raptor jesus has a photographic memory.

whole deck mofo's.

invalid, way too cold for the diesel, 4x4 wouldnt start.

ba-bow LOL. nothing a few additives cant fix :P

Glowplugs bitch!

+1 right there

4WD limiter bash apocalypse. that should crack us out of an ice age

*insert video of the GQ on the dyno at Graham Wests earlier in the year and you'll understand*

*insert video of the GQ on the dyno at Graham Wests earlier in the year and you'll understand*

What you talking about matty....your GQ completely deplete the whole Ozone layer...it was ROR worthy

but to simplify,

raptor jesus > all.

Can a raptor jesus do this?

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and remember -

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris wins

Some other useful facts:

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV

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Chuck Norris worships Raptor Jesus, he lives his life trying to attain the amount of pure awesomeness spewing from the raptor jesus. so therefore, Chuck Norris < Raptor Jesus

btw, this thread needs moar:

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Chuck Norris worships Raptor Jesus, he lives his life trying to attain the amount of pure awesomeness spewing from the raptor jesus. so therefore, Chuck Norris < Raptor Jesus

where is your proof? I have photos to validate my claims, what do you have?

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