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Lazy-Bastard

By Lazy-Bastard,
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Ska Grand Master

Ska

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Because the CIA, who placed a tracking bug in my head, need to get the data out of the chip, and it only transmits on the same frequency that the marshals use and is triggered by the combination of thick white smoke produced from drag cars and loud car noises.

Ska Grand Master

Ska

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Awwww cool, but I think it only be fair that you wait until someone else posts cool story :D I was hoping that this thread would be great amount of fun, looks like I'm the only one with a little thing called an imagination ;)

Ska Grand Master

Ska

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I have chronic diarrhoea and my doctor said that the only cure is to go to the drags and inhale as much white tyre smoke as I possibly can, then if that car wins, my illness will disappear with three puffs of white smoke out my ass.

Squizz Grand Master

Squizz

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Yeah ok, you got me...

I really need to go because I have never smoked in my life and the aliens keep abducting me for experimentation on my lungs because they are so pure. I am not keen on smoking to hopefully by going to the drags more frequently I can take on the fascade of having less than healthy lungs in the vain attempt to stem the occurance of anal probing...

32ANA Collaborator

32ANA

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Because the east African tribal fish are relying on me, their team leader, to bring back some shredded rubber & white tyre smoke in order to cure their incurable and insatiable obsession with south American skydiving donkeys. This can only take place if I kiss the holy grail of Willowbank-Raceway.

Ska Grand Master

Ska

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Hows this:

I must inform the participants that the parachutes which are being used come second hand from those used on the space shuttle and might burnt up if deployed at a wrong angle which flabbergasts me at this floccinaucinihilipilification and must take this information to the meeting organisers during the meet!

OH YEAH Triple word score for proper use of floccinaucinihilipilification!

Yes it is a word :D Yes I can say it out aloud :)

http://www.quinion.com/words/weirdwords/ww-flo2.htm

FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION

The action or habit of judging something to be worthless.

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