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From those funny people at google

1- Go to www.google.com

2- Type in " Failure ", without the quotes

3- Instead of hitting "Search" hit "I'm feeling Lucky"

4- Look at it and laugh at what comes up

hahahahaaa, gold

Makes sense but

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen.

MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a liquor store and a trout boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Amen.

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