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> >1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with

> >sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.

> >See if they slow down.

> >

> >2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise

>your voice.

> >

> >3. Every time someone asks you to do something,

> >ask if they want fries with that.

> >

> >4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it

>"in"

> >

> >5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once

> >everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions,

> >switch to espresso.

> >

> >6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for

> >sexual favors".

> >

> >7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with

> >the prophecy."

> >

> >8. Don't use any punctuation marks

> >

> >9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

> >

> >10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically

> >after they answer.

> >

> >11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

> >

> >12. Sing along at the opera.

> >

> >13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems

>don't rhyme.

> >

> >14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play

> >a tape of jungle sounds all day.

> >

> >15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't

> >attend their party because you're not in the mood.

> >

> >16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling

> >name, Rock Hard Kim.

> >

> >17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream

> >"I won, I won! Third time this week!"

> >

> >18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the

> >parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, They're

>loose!!"

> >

> >19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the

> >economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

> >

> >And the final way to keep a healthy level of

>insanity.......

> >

> >20. send it to everyone in your address

> >book, even if they sent it to you or asked you not to

> >send them stuff like this.

> >

>

>

>in life i have learned it is by chance we meet and by choice we become friends. i have learned to take time to laugh it is the music of the soul and take time to play it is the source of perpetual youth.i have also learned to take time to love and be loved it is a god-given privilege and to take time to be friendly it is the road to happiness and drive a skyline ...:crazy:

>

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Have seen that before but it still makes me laugh so much!

The first one was similar to one we did once. A mate worked for the local supermarket in the UK and was a trolley boy at uni. He had a bright yellow florescent (sp?) jacket for it. We stood on the edge of the local dual carriageway with an upside down roller blade and the jacket on! It was funny watching all the cars slow down as a 16 year old!

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