Whoretown WA

[Nizmo]

i dont like maccas - it just sits in ya stomach - apparently if u eat maccas and they cut u open a year later the forsenics can still tell u had maccas back then cos of all the preservatives haha

Like a whopper - but i take the meat out usually to stop that sitting in my stomach as well - hate the bloated feeling!!

I just had a really small piece of chicken parmigiana and steamed veges for lunch

I need to learn how to control my car in the wet anyway - i have a phobia about driving in the wet i need to overcome - too many close calls in wet in the ZX and most of my driving lessons were done in the wet and they werent happy memories!!

[Nizmo]

Women's Advice to Men

The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is

because WE actually change our underwear.

The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in

combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at

the toilet rim.

If we're watching football with you--it's not bonding--it's the

butts.

If the truth hurts, ask us those ego-sensitive questions on your

payday.

[GTS-t VSPEC]

I only have Macca's once a month, and I always regret it:D

Saturday is MC day, advanced driver training:D

[G0DF4Th3R]

ooh...we're being attacked by Niz...

i got a joke about woman but she'll beat me up if i tell it :

[Nizmo]

The next time you joke about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused by rubber-necking mini-skirts.

If only women gossip, how do you and your friends keep track of "who's easy"?

Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.

Your contributions to your child should go above and beyond that y chromosome you unselfishly sacrificed.

Your balding is a good thing--it subsidizes our hair care expenses.

[Nizmo]

Macka tells me u have him more than one a month Paul heheh

[SHUTO-BOY]

all drivers men or women are the same, u are never in control of the car

[G0DF4Th3R]

Paul - oh ok

Niz - wanna hear a joke....only if u promise not to beat me up or sit on me or sumthin like that

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Niz, Very funny:D

I like the wet, but it's always hard to predict the cars movements:D

[Nizmo]

im not attacking - just sharing

u can share to BamBam - doubt i have much chance beating u up

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Niz, I noticed I spelt it wrong, must have been a Fraudian slip:p

[Nizmo]

men are just under the dilliusion that they are in control of anything *evil laugh*

[SHUTO-BOY]

Paul-i noticed theres a few gtst vpsecs around in wa,u should organize a get together meeting

theres a white series 2 with the lsd as well i think

[GTS-t VSPEC]

I like jokes about men to, most of it is true. But the number of crap women drivers is about equal with men now:D

[G0DF4Th3R]

Q - Why do they call it PMS?

A: Cause Mad Cow Disease was already taken! lol

ok its not really funny, heheh...should i start running now?

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Aidwin, There not that rare, and if they come to the normal cruises then they can chat with me then:D

[Nizmo]

mustve been a slip of the tongue yes

thats great - one thing - u aint got a Vspec.

[SHUTO-BOY]

hmm i wonder who will get page 2000

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Bambam,

Already heard it:p

I'm off to lunch, bbl.

[Nizmo]

not having lunch today paul?