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A young journalism graduate from Arkansas had > gone to work for the New York Times. His first > assignment was to write a brief human interest > story. > > An idea came to him and he returned to one of the > most remote areas he knew of in his home state of > Arkansas. > Deep in the woods, he came upon a farmers house > and decided this would be a good place to start. > He introduced himself to the back country farmer > and explained why he was there. The farmer, > Farmer Mahon, agreed to answer his questions. > > The reporter asked the farmer what event in his > life had made him the happiest? > > Farmer Mahon replied, "One time a neighbor lost > one of his sheep. We all formed a posse and found > it. After we all screwed it we took it back to > the farmer that lost it." > > "I can't print that," said the reporter, "Is > there another event that made you really happy?" > > Farmer Mahon thought for a minute and said, "Yep. > One time the daughter of another local farmer got > lost. She was a good-lookin young girl. We all > formed a posse and found her. After all of us > screwed her, we took her back to her daddy." > > Again the reporter knew he couldn't print the > story and decided to take a different tack. > > He asked Farmer Mahon, "Is there any event in > your life that has made you really sad?" > > Farmer Mahon hung his head and replied, "Well, I > got lost once."

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A Welsh man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant. The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate; the sheep himself. So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted. Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. "Try again" he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed. The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass. "No," she says, "they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn."

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http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2006/01/10/1136863229124.html A MUST HAVE ITEM

WARNING!!! HOLIDAY SCAM!!!!! The latest scam happened at the Mall in Fremantle. Two good looking 18/19 year old women come up to you as you park: One starts wiping your windshield and the other comes to your window saying 'hi' while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse, impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer a tip, they say no and beg you for a ride to Mandurah. Of course you say yes. On the way they start having sex in the back seat. Then one of them climbs up front and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I was assaulted last Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Be careful.

2006 HOOTERS CALENDER CCC

Hide-and-seek dad spun out WEDGED in his sister's 8kg capacity washing machine with his knees pressed tight to his chest, Robin Toom, 30, was stuck and hot. "I just hopped in there, playing hide and go seek with the kids," the baker's assistant said yesterday from Townsville. "I got in there and couldn't even get the lid down and the kids came in and said 'ha ha we found you'." With his wife, sister, brother-in-law and the kids crammed in the bathroom around the machine, embarrassment turned to perspiration. Local fire officer Dave Dillon was on duty at 4.55pm on Sunday when the call came that "a man was stuck in a washing machine". "We thought we'd get there and he'd have his hand stuck," Mr Dillon said. "He was in an absolute lather of sweat when we got there. He was really well attached to it." To his sister's relief, dismantling the machine was ruled a last option because Mr Toom would have still been in the tub, which would then have to be cut open. Mr Dillon used direct action, reaching into the machine and dislodged Mr Toom's foot from where it had been stuck for an hour. An embarrassed Mr Toom then decided to change the rules of hide and seek for his children. "I hope they don't go hiding in any washing machines now," he said.

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