chaos

gonna say bit cheap for tyres isnt it

sweet f all, just lookin for work, but still not much out there. got an interview tomorrow though

lol

no probs,

oh cy, will be able to give you half the money i owe this week sometime and the rest at the drift day

*yawn* afternoon

price?

hmmm

taken the stripes off beau?

arnt you ruining the turbo though? the air has no where to go but back through the turbo. therefore suddenly stopping the turbine from spinning one way and forcing it the other way.

ask cyrus.

John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into the room and asked him to' Bring this note to your beautiful Mummy.' The note read: The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed. Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to 'Bring this to your silly Daddy.' The note read: Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today. John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to take it back to 'The lady in the kitchen'. The note read: The Tent Pole's Still Up, And The Canvas Still Spread, So Drop What You're Doing, And Come Give Me Some Head. Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to 'Take this to the poor man upstairs'. The note read: I'm Sure That Your Pole's The Best In The Land. But I'm Busy Right Now, So Do It By Hand!

usually bwcp on a saturday night

A young guy drops off his girlfriend at her home after being out together on a date. When they reach the front door he leans up against the house with one hand and says to her, "How about a blowjob?" "What! Are you crazy!" "Don't worry, it will be quick," he ensures his girlfriend. "No! Someone might see us..." "It's just a small blowjob," he insists, "and I know you like it." "No! I said no!" "Baby... don't be like that." "Come on baby pleeeeaassseee" "I'm not going to give you a blow job" "Why Not...baby it will be quick I promise?" Suddenly, the girl's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown, with her hair a mess, and rubbing her eyes. She looks at them and smirks, "Dad says either you blow him, I blow him, or he'll come downstairs and blow the guy himself... but for God's sake tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom."

Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

A few people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, 'My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG.' Another guy says, 'What's that?' The first guy says, 'That means I am a Single, New Age Guy.' Another one says, 'My name is Gary, and I am a DINK. A girl asks, 'What's that?' He says, 'That means I am a Double Income, No Kids.' A lady says, 'That's nice. My name is Gertrude, and I am a WIFE.' Larry says, 'A wife? What's a wife?' She says, 'That means, 'Wash, Iron, ****, Etc

'Yesterday scientists in the USA revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive...'

There were two farmers on a farm. One farmer was sitting in the kitchen when the other one came in from the barn with a glass of white liquid. He was so excited because he had just milked a cow. Then he took a big drink from the glass. The other farmer just stared at him and said, 'We don't have a cow, we have a bull

lol

*yawn*

he almost wiped out that dude on the bike

usually saturday night for bwcp

yay

lol

eh? it aint porn little will