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yeah man....he likes pure unadulterated oiled up hairy bum secks..... i told him "nick, you have to get of teh penis and concentrate more on your women" - but he said he likes the cawk.....i gave up trying to talk sense into him.

hmmmm is it wise putting your msn on a public forum? oh well, here is mine: [email protected]

u want to join? thought you had a new job? Just borrow money of ash, he is the obama of sau vic wasted mofos....

do what i do, and claim that you live in dubai for 11 out of the 12 months, and that you are only hear for 1 month....

i will slap you on your face with my cawk

its a top secret jazz dude

nah bringing the r33, jazz is only for work

dont have cb - but will try and keep up with everyone, if not i just turn and go home

wheel spin on all 6 gears (including reverse)

hahaahahhaa.....the puppy prob does have more balls than the jazz LOL!!

one very cool jazz gunning it down blackburn rd at 60kph.....oh yeah...twas mine

yeah put 98 ron in my jazz today, she purrs like a fcking lion now

homo

yeah man...have been busy with a lot of shit. But decided that its time to enjoy end of year for once so here I am! hahaha....yeah man, would be good to catch up with everyone. Careful though, i seen how the ducks at my work behave, they are getting menacing now nah man, if my gf comes, she will be driving her subaru impreza. Asked her today, shes not sure, cos shes got personal training on thursdays - but we shall see.

Hey guys - i mentioned to kris last night that I wont be going, but changed my mind. so i will be coming down to this one

damn my car looks fkn awesome after its washed!

had some chump try and race me in his skyline. He went to the local petrol station to fill up, so I pulled in to the next street, got out of my truck, unhooked the load that i was delivering to Shell and waited. Luckily for me, when this guy got out, the lights were red - so i pulled out of the street, and went along side him. He started reving his engine. I started reving mine. Lights go green, and he stalls!!!!! So I start off, and then i see him pulling up quickly along side me. I drop it down a gear and gun it - we are now neck and neck. Turn on to the freeway. Hitting 130....140....150.....160..... by now he is getting scared....and i do the unthinkable....handbrake and turn the wheel, and let the truck roll over. Before it hits the road, i jump out, take out my replica mp5 and pull the trigger at the skyline. He ducks and tries to weave, but I land on his bonnet. I break the windscreen with my head, and put a barrage of bullets into the car. After the car came to a stop, I got off it, and jumped over the bridge and onto the speed boat that was waiting for me. Now I am hiding out in Tijuana. If only he didnt flip the bird at the start, none of that would have happened. here is a pic of my truck before our incident: and here is my gun:

time for a prius

lol, did u pull him over and make him a VIP member of smashed lips Inc?

granted, its better than alcohol, cos the coke drinker wont kill his/her passengers or any other motorist/pedastrians

exactly right thought of her and pure animalistic secks - its the thought that counts

Cruise cancelled mods can this thread be closed now please

its the society's view on drinking. People think that binge drinking is way cool! I used to have these arguments with my gf a while back (about her drinking too much wine just for the hell of it) - now i try and not bother about it no more. The view's must change. The only way I know that I can do it is when I open up my own personal training gym - I will put an ultimatum to the client. If they want to drink up, be prepared to be trained extremely hard. If they smoke as well, be prepared to be trained even harder. I reckon even soft drinks are lethal - too much sugar in that shit.

you need to know how to woo her......its 12 months, surely you know a bit about what she likes etc. woo her damn it! restaurant for dinner, and then back to her/your place for a bit of errrmmm........u know

yeah man - sorry dude, too many people complaining about the dates, am going to ask the mods to close this but keep an eye out - the other 2 will organise something